Tennis Jokes

Have a good laugh with this great collection of jokes about tennis.

We’ll be adding new jokes about tennis to this page, so bookmark it if you’re a tennis fan!

The tennis jokes on this page are clean and safe for kids – so no worries! Great for teachers, coaches, parents and kids of all ages.

Fun tennis fact: The longest tennis match in history lasted about 11 hours and was played between John Isner and Nicolas Mahut at Wimbledon in 2010.

Funny Tennis Jokes

Q: Why don’t fish play tennis?
A: Because there afraid of the net.

Q: At what sport to waiters do really well?
A: Tennis, because they’re such great servers.

Q: What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?
A: See you round.

Q: Where did the tennis players go on their date?
A: The tennis ball.

Q: Why do they serve strawberries at Wimbledon?
A: Because they’re delicious!

Q: What comes before tennis?
A: Nine-is.

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Q: Which tennis player is really a space alien?
A: Venus Williams.

Q: What comes after tennis?
A: Dinner.

Q: How can you tell if your tennis opponent doesn’t like your serve?
A: They keep returning it.

Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport?
A: Because the players raise a racquet.

Q: What do you serve but never eat?
A: Tennis balls.

Q: Why didn’t the tennis player change the light bulb?
A: He refused to admit it was out!

Q: Why did the tennis player charge the net?
A: She ran out of cash.

Q: What was Serena Williams’ favorite number?
A: Tenn-is her favorite number.

Q: What time do tennis players go to bed?
A: Tennish…

Q: What was the celebrity tennis player’s favorite city?
A: Volleywood!

Q: Why don’t fish make good tennis players?
A: They refuse to get close to the net.

Q: Why do tennis matches take hours to complete?
A: It’s because the lines are long.

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Q: Why do tennis players have low self-esteem?
A: They have too many faults.

Q: What has 4 legs and grunts a lot?
A: A “doubles” tennis team.

Q: What did the panda say to the tennis ball? A: Nothing – Panda’s can’t talk!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis who?
Tennis my favorite number!

Q: What do dentists and tennis coaches have in common?
A: They all use drills.

Q: Why did the tennis official keep trying to change light bulbs?
A: He always thinks it’s out.

Q: Which tennis tournament never closes?
A: The U.S. OPEN.

Q: What’s the name of a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?
A: Annette

Q: When does a British tennis match end?
A: When it’s Wimble-DONE

Q: Which state has the most tennis players?
A: Tennis-ee.

Q: Why is a tennis game a noisy game?
A: Because each player raises a racket.

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