Funny Star Wars jokes – may the farce be with you.
This collection of Star Wars jokes for kids will have the whole family laughing. Looking for Darth Vader jokes, we have them. How about Yoda jokes? We have those too!
Star Wars jokes are great for May 4th (aka: May the Fourth be With You day)? These are perfect for Star Wars parties too!
We can’t force you to laugh at these Star Wars jokes, but there’s a good chance that these are the best Star Wars jokes in the galaxy! You’ll find Star Wars puns, knock-knock jokes, one-liners and more. And just like all of the jokes on this site, these are clean Star Wars jokes.
Star Wars Jokes
Q: What did Darth Vader’s teacher say when he was disrupting her class?
A: Sith down and be quiet.
Q: Who serves food at the Death Star restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter
Q: What do you call the person who brings dinner to a rancor?
A: The appetizer.
Q: How did Obi Wan Kenobi pitch a fast ball in baseball?
A: He used a force seam grip. (4-seam grip is a fastball grip)
Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi are in a Chinese restaurant and Luke can’t figure out how to use the chopsticks. Finally, Obi-Wan says, “Use the forks, Luke.”
Q: How do Ewoks contact each other when they’re apart?
A: Ewokie Talkies
Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his hair?
A: Chocolate Chip Wookie
Q: Why shouldn’t R2D2 be allowed in movies?
A: He says so many foul words they have to bleep everything he says!
Q: What did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?
A: He was making too many wookie mistakes.
Q: What did the Jedi say to the sheep?
A: May the force be with ewe.
Q: What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?
A: I yam your father.
Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because it’s always making new friends.
Q: What do you call a Jedi who’s in denial?
A: Obi-Wan Can-not Be
Q: What did Emperor Palpatine say when asked how many pizzas the Jedi needed for the Super Bowl party?
A: Order 66…
Q: Which movie was a favorite of Asajj Ventress?
A: Sith-teen Candles.
Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?
A: Because he’s always short.
Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
Q: When did the Jedi start to think Anakin was heading towards the dark side?
A: When he was in the Sith Grade.
Q: What do Whiphids say after they kiss?
A: Ouch!
Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because they have patients (Jedi need patience).
Q: What do you call potatoes that turn to the dark side?
A: Vader Tots.
Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothes?
A: The Darth Maul
Q: What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
A: “The”
Q: Which Star Wars Jedi uses meat for a weapon?
A: Obi Wan Baloney.
Q: What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?
A: Use the forks Luke.
Q: What was the name of Darth Vader’s sister?
A: Ella Vader
Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob
Q: Why was the bantha milk blue?
A: It missed it’s mommy.
Q: Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?
A: Ewoked every batter.
Q: What do you call a Spanish jedi?
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi
Q: What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has?
A: Baby Jawas.
Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookie?
A: Mmmmm, chewie
Q: How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
A: With a woo-key
Q: What do Gungans store food in?
A: Jar Jars
Q: What did Obi-Wan Kenobi do when he needed money?
A: He got a bank clone (bank loan)
Q: What do you call two suns fighting each other?
A: Star Wars
Q: What time is it when Darth Vader steps on your chronometer?
A: Time to get a new chronometer.
Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Arrrrgh-2-D2
Q: Which side of a wookie has the most hair?
A: The outside.
Q: Where does Jabba eat dinner?
A: Pizza Hutt
Q: Who do Jedi call to help open PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi
Q: What do you call someone that tries to be a Jedi?
A: Obi-Wannabe
Q: What do you call a bounty hunter from Alabama?
A: Bubba Fett
Q: What time is it when Jabba the Hutt sits on your blaster?
A: Time to get a new blaster!
Q: Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics?
A: He always has the forks with him.
Q: Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?
A: Grand Moff Turkeyn
Q: Who is short, green and plays the cello?
A: Yo-Yo Da.
Q: What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?
A: A wattomobile.
Q: What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?
A: An ele-vader.
Q: What do sand people use to find their enemies?
A Tuscan radar.
Q: What do sand people call their librarians?
A: Tuscan readers.
Q: Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: What do you call a 3rd grade Gungan?
A: A Yungan.
Q: What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?
A: Wookieeleaks
Q: What did the Jedi council do on Thanksgiving?
A: They watched Mace’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Q: Which Jedi became a rock star?
A: Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
Q: What do sand people call their movie reviewers?
A: Tuscan raters.
Q: Why was Yoda such a good gardener?
A: He had a green thumb.
Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
A: Wookieleaks.
Q: Where did Luke Skywalker buy a new arm?
A: At the second-hand store.
Q: What position did Yoda play in baseball?
A: Short Stop.
Q: Why did Darth Vader throw steaks at Luke Skywalker?
A: So he could MEAT his destiny.
Q: What was Jango’s favorite pasta?
A: Fett-ucine
Q: Which Jedi loved to eat corn?
A: Maize Windu.
Q: What is R2D2 short for?
A: Because he has small legs.
Q: What’s the name of the yuckiest cantina on Coruscant?
A: The Ackbar.
Q: Which Jedi was also a pastry chef?
A: Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Q: Where do you take a hurt pod racer.
A: The podiatrist.
Q: Why didn’t Yoda have body odor?
A: He wore de-yoda-rant.
Q: What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
A: Luke Warm.
Q: Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on?
A: Because they were too Boot-iful.
Q: What’s Boba Fett’s favorite Christmas tune?
A: Jango bells.
Q: How do you get down from a bantha?
A: You don’t. You get down from a goose.
Q: What do wampas have that nothing else in the universe has?
A: Baby wampas.
Q: Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?
A: He always choked.
Q: What’s fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee?
A: Java the Hut.
Q: What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
A: May the floss be with you.
Q: What do you get if you mix a tropical fruit with a bounty hunter?
A: Mango Fett.
Q: Why did Anakin cross the road?
A: To get to the dark side.
Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
A: So it doesn’t Hang Solow.
Q: Why should you never tell jokes on the Melenium Falcon?
A: The ship might crack up.
Q: Why did Darth Vader go to the music store?
A: To find the hidden rebel bass.
Q: Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?
A: To get to the other dementia.
Q: Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?
A: Because they always end up in a Tie.
Q: What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
A: The outside.
Q: What do Sand People order at Olive Garden?
A: The Tuscan Trio.
Q: Who is on a box of the fruit loops Sand People eat?
A: Tuscan Sam
Q: What do you call Sand People who do landscaping?
A: Tuscan Rakers.
Q: What do you call two Han Solos singing together?
A: Han Duet.
Q: What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?
A: It gets wet.
Q: What does Yoda say when someone says something he already knows?
A: No-Duh!
Q: What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
A: One is an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
Q: What’s a Jedi’s favorite brand of car?
A: A Toy-Yoda.
Q: Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?
A: At the Darth Maul.
Q: Why did Yoda cross the road?
A: Because the chickens forced him to.
Q: What is a Jedi’s favorite toy?
A: A yo-yoda
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
if you love Star Wars,
may the force be with you.
Q: What is Darth Vader’s sister named?
A: Elle Vader
Q: Why does Leia wear buns on her head?
A: In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.
Q: How many Sith’s does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None – they like it on the dark side!
Q: What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?
A: Time to get a new chronometer.
Q: How does Luke Skywalker always know what he’s getting for his birthday?
A: He feels the presence.
Q: What is Darth Vader’s favorite Disney song?
A: When You Wish Upon A Death Star.
Q: What do you call a female Mandalorian?
A: Womandalorian.
Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: On the Dark Side.
Q: Which Irish x-wing pilot and member of Red Squadron flew alongside Luke Skywalker in the Battle of Yavin?
A: Wedge O’Cheese
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke had gotten him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.
Star Wars Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Anakin.
Anakin who?
Anakin I get some candy please?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2-D2!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ahsoka.
Ahsoka who?
Ahsoka my beans before I cook ’em.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Bb-8.
Bb-8 who?
Bb-8 nobody, I hope! That would be gross!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Boba Fett.
Boba Fett who?
Boba Fett my goldfish.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Beru.
Beru who?
Don’t cry…
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ewok.
Ewok who?
Ewoked the door, wet me in!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Kylo.
Kylo who?
Kylo, Kylo, it’s off to school I go.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Leia.
Leia who?
Lei-a hand on me and I’m telling!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Leia.
Leia who?
Leia cookie on my plate.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke-a-laylee, play me a song.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Lando.
Lando who?
Lando – drop anchor!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out! Here comes another knock knock joke!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan who?
You’re the Obi-Wan for me!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Obi.
Obi who?
Obi wan a cracker?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Padme.
Padme who?
Padme down if you have to, but let me in!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ren.
Ren who?
Ren is lunch? I’m starving!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Vader.
Vader who?
Vader minute while I tell a joke.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda leh ee-hooo!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda coolest!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Watto.
Watto who?
Watto you wanto from a me?
Find more Star Wars Knock-Knock Jokes at our dedicated Star Wars knock knock jokes page here: Star Wars Knock-Knock Jokes
