Sheep Jokes

Sheep jokes, riddles, puns, one-liners and knock-knock jokes about sheep. If you’re looking for jokes about sheep, then this collection of funny sheep jokes is for you.

All of the clean sheep jokes featured here are family-friendly for kids and adults of all ages.

These jokes about sheep are great for teachers, parents, farmers and, of course, children. You’ll find jokes about lamb, rams, ewes, mutton and more.

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Jokes About Sheep

Q: Why was the sheep so embarassed?
A: She saw the ranch dressing.

Q: What do you call it when a sheep falls off a cliff?
A: An Udder-Catastrophe

Q: What do sheep sing for birthdays?
A: Happy birthday to Ewe!

Q: What baseball team do sheep and cow cheer for?
A: Flerda Marlins. (flerd is a mixed group of sheep and cows)

Q: What do business sheep read every day?
A: The Wool Street Journal.

Q: Why don’t sheep remember things you tell them?
A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the udder.

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Q: What did the young lamb want to be when she grew up?
A: A baa-lerina.

Q: Who stole the farmer’s hay?
A: A theave. (theave is another name for yearling)

Q: What do you say when a skunk sprays a sheep?
A: Peeee-ewe.

Q: What did the deaf barber say to the sheep?
A: I can’t shear you.

Q: What did the polite sheep say while holding the barn door?
A: After ewe.

Q: Which farm animal is always the quietest?
A: A shhhheep.

Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
A: Because the sheep has the udder.

Q: How do Mexican sheep say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad

Q: Where can you find free wool?
A: On the baa-baa shop floor.

Q: Why was the sheep eating again?
A: Because he cud.

Q: Where do sheep get haircuts?
A: At the baa-baa shop!

Q: Where do ewe give a lamb a bath?
A: In a baaaa-th tub.

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Q: Which show do lambs love to watch?
A: Barn-ey and friends.

Q: Where do sheep go on holiday cruises?
A: To the baaaa-hamas.

Q: Which American football team do sheep cheer for?
A: The Rams.

Q: What do sheep do on Memorial Day weekend?
A: Have baaaa-baa-ques.

Q: What happens when you talk to a sheep?
A: It goes in one ear and out the udder.

Q: Why was the lamb grounded?
A: It had been a baaaaaaaad lamb.

Q: How did the ram act after being sheared too short?
A: Kind of sheepish…

Q: What do educated sheeps earn?
A: A pedigree.

Q: What do sheep put on their salads?
A: Ranch dressing.

Q: What do lambs write on their Mother’s Day Cards?
A: I love ewe Mommy!

Q: Which actor do sheep always love to see in movies?
A: Christian Bale of Hay

Q: What do you call a legless sheep?
A: A cloud.

Q: Which soccer team do sheep like most?
A: FC Baaaaaaa-rcelona!

Q: What did the farmer say when the sheep threw up?
A: Ewe.

Q: Why did the sheep scratch his back?
A: It pelt itchy.

Q: What was the evil sheep’s plan?
A: To wool the world.

Q: What do sheep wear on their hooves during the winter?
A: Wool Muttons.

Q: What did the sheep do after eating 20 bean burritos?
A: It went bloating.

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Q: Why was the ewe so cranky?
A: Here lamb wouldn’t let her sheep at night.

Q: Why did the ewe cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

Q: Why was the sheep pulled over on the highway?
A: She did an illegal ewe-turn.

Q: Which car brand do sheep like most?
A: Lamb-orghini

Q: What group did the freshman sheep join?
A: Lambda-Lambda-Lambda

Q: What did the sheep musicians decide to do?
A: Form a band.

Q: What do sheep do to relax?
A: Spend some time in a hot wool pool.

Q: Why did the sheep cross the ocean?
A: To get to the udder tide.

Q: Where do sheep buy office supplies.
A: Stables.

Q: What patriotic day do French sheep celebrate?
A: Baaaaa-stile Day.

Q: Which washing machine brand do sheep always buy?
A: Wool pool

Q: What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with a grumpy cow?
A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

Q: What do construction worker sheep drive?
A: Dodge Rams.

Q: How did the sheep get to Mars?
A: It flew through udder space.

Q: What do you call a sheep that can’t give milk?
A: An udder failure.

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