Looking for the juiciest peach jokes around? Whether you’re celebrating National Peach Day, packing a laugh into your child’s lunchbox, or just love sweet, clean humor — you’ve landed in the right orchard!
We’ve gathered over 100 kid-friendly peach jokes that are punny, silly, and 100% clean — perfect for parents, teachers, grandparents, coaches, and kids of all ages. You’ll find Peach Puns, Peach Riddles, Peach One-Liners, Peach Knock-Knock Jokes and more.
🍑 100+ Peach Jokes for Kids – Clean, Funny and Perfect for National Peach Day!
🗓 What Is National Peach Day? National Peach Day is celebrated every year on August 22. It’s the perfect time to enjoy a fresh, juicy peach — and share a few giggles with some fruit-inspired fun. Whether you’re teaching about fruit in the classroom or hosting a summer picnic, these peach jokes for kids are the perfect treat.
👨🏫 Why These Jokes Are Perfect for Kids and Classrooms
✅ 100% clean and age-appropriate
✅ Great for National Peach Day classroom activities
✅ Ideal for lunchbox notes, birthday cards, or summer camps
✅ Encourages language play and humor appreciation
✅ Printable or shareable for teachers, parents, and coaches
📚 Use These Peach Jokes For:
🍑 National Peach Day crafts and activities
🏫 Fruit-themed lesson plans
🥳 Party games and scavenger hunts
📩 Lunchbox laughs
🧺 Picnics and family outings
😂 Peach Jokes for Kids
Q. Why makes peaches such good singers?
A. They are always peach perfect.
Q. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A. Peach gobbler.
Q. How do you fix a broken piece of fruit?
A. With a peach of tape!
Q. Why did the peach skip it’s annual physical?
A. It was feeling peachy.
Q. How did the fruit do yoga?
A. To achieve inner peach
Q. Why did the peach stop running down the street?
A. It ran out of juice.
Q. Why are peaches so good at fixing shoes?
A. They make great cobblers.
Q. What is a peach’s favorite pet?
A. A pit bull.
Q. Why did the Princess run for president?
A. She wanted world peach!
Q: Why did the peach go out with a prune?
A: Because it couldn’t find a date…
Q. What’s Princess Peach’s favorite kind of chair?
A. A Toad stool
Q. Why isn’t Princess Peach a reliable witness?
A. Her memory is a little fuzzy.
Q. What do you get when you cross Princess Peach with a bunny?
A. Something Punny!
Q. Why was Princess Peach late to the party?
A. She had to make a pit stop!
Q. Why are fruits allowed to freely express themselves in the US?
A. Freedom of peach.
Q. What do fruits do on summer vacation?
A. Go to the peach!
🍑 Peach Puns That will Make You Smile
What peaches say when they wake up: “Squeeze the day!”
This isn’t just a bad peach joke, it’s pitiful…
We want a peach picker, not a belly itcher.
Sunday on the farm: peach and quiet at last…
You’re peach-ing to the choir brother.
Peach be with you, always.
Picasso’s fruit still painting was a beautiful peach of art…
That moment was pit-ure perfect.
Life is a peach when you’re at the beach.
Love you to peaches.
Peach, love and happiness!
To peach their own.
That’s peach-ure perfect.
I ap-peach-iate you.
That peach who became a musician? It’s in a jam session right now…
You’re a real peach of work, ya know that?
Your beauty has me peach-less.
Peach out.
The peach couple is so in love – they were born for peach other.
Don’t count your peaches before they’re picked.
This view has me s-peach-less.
Feeling peachy because you’re around.
😂 Peach One-Liners
You’re the peach de résistance of the picnic.
My neighbor handed me a peach. I told him i prefer pears, so he handed me another one…
There was a crash involving a truck carrying peaches…it caused a real traffic jam!
There is artwork in the museum that was painted by a piece of fruit… it’s a real master peach.
🚪 Knock-Knock Peach Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange?
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say peach again?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy the peach I brought you?
🧩 Peach Riddles for Kids
Q: What’s fuzzy, sweet, and likes to tell jokes?
A: A silly peach.
Q: Why did the peach start a band?
A: It had the perfect jam!
Q: What did one peach say to the other before the race?
A: Let’s roll!
🔗 Related Pages You’ll Love:
100+ Fruit Jokes for Kids
Back-to-School Jokes for Kids
💬 Final Laugh
Q: What’s a peach’s favorite gum?
A: Fruit Stripe 🍑
