Motorcycle Jokes

Funny motorcyle jokes are here so saddle up and get ready for some laughs.

These are the best motorcyle jokes anywhere! You’ll find Harley Davidson jokes, jokes about motorcyclists, Yamaha’s and more. Some might also call these “biker jokes.”

We hope you enjoy this collection of jokes about motorcycles!

Motorcyle Jokes

Q: What do Harley riders put on pancakes?
A: Hog cabin syrup

Q: What kind of motorcycle laughs a lot?
A: A Yamahaha.

Q: What do you call a Harley Davidson rider who drives all over the road?
A: A road hog.

Q: What do you call a pastor who rides a motorcycle?
A: Rev

Q: How do Harley Davidson owners greet their parents?
A: With hogs and kisses!

Q: What do Harley riders eat all summer long?
A: Pop-cycles

Q: What did the Maine blueberry listen to when riding his motorcycle?
A: Born to be Wild.

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Q: Which Star Wars Rebels character do motorcycle enthusiasts like most?
A: Chopper.

Q: How do Jedi keep their motorcyle tires in place?
A: They use the forks.

Q: Why did the man bring his motrorcyle to the doctor?
A: For a fuel injection.

Q: Why should you keep hay in your motorcycle’s saddlebags?
A: Hay increases horsepower.

Q: What is a Harley Davidson rider’s favorite type of wood?
A: MaHOGany

Q: Which motorcycle model boldly goes where no man has gone before?
A: Kawasaki Vulcan

Q: Why was the motorcyle wheel’s rim making noise?
A: It spoke.

Q: How do Harley riders write secret messages?
A: With invisible oink!

Q: What internet web browser do motorcyle riders use?
A: Chrome.

Q: Why did the man bring coffee to the motorcyle competition?
A: He was told there would be Doughnuts.

Q: What do you call a Harley Davidson with no tires?
A: A groundhog.

Q: Which motorcycle is so stealthy, you can’t here it coming?
A: Kawasaki Ninja.

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Q: Why couldn’t the motorcyle make it cross country?
A: It was two tired.

Q: What’s the most musical part of a motorcycle?
A: The drum brake.

Q: What brand of motorcycle laughs the most?
A: Yamahahaha.

Q: What do you call a pastor on a motorcycle?
A: Rev.

Q: Who was the Yamaha motorcycle’s cousin?
A: Sue Zuki.

Q: How can you double to value of a Kawasaki motorcycle?
A: Fill it up with gas.

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