Funny Minecraft jokes! The biggest collection of Minecraft jokes you’ll find online that is family-friendly, clean and safe for kids of all ages.
If you’re looking for jokes about Steve, Mobs, Creepers, Endermen, Skeletons, Wolves, Villagers, Witches, Ghasts, the Nether (and more), then this is for you. These are the best Minecraft jokes anywhere – perfect for Minecraft fans.
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Minecraft Jokes
Q: Hear about the creeper that went to a party?
A: He had a BLAST!
Q: Which musical instrument do skeletons play?
A: Trom-Bone
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?
A: He had no body to dance with?
Q: What kind of music do Minecraft players listen to?
A: Bed-rock and roll.
Q: What do Australian Creepers use to hunt?
A: BOOM-a-rangs
Q: What do they teach in witch school?
A: Spelling.
Q: What did Steve say when he was angry at a skeleton?
A: I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
Q: What do skeletons order at the village restaurant?
A: Spare ribs
Q: What kind of makeup do witches wear?
A: Mas-scare-a
Q: What did the zombie say to the villager?
A: Nice to eat you.
Q: What is a Creepers favorite food?
A: Ssssssssalad
Q: Do you hear about the Minecraft movie?
A: It’s a blockbuster.
Q: What is a witch with poison ivy called?
A: An itchy witchy.
Q: Which band always plays at the Minecraft New Year’s party?
A: The Village People
Q: Why can’t the Ender Dragon ever understand a book?
A: Because he always starts at the end.
Q: How are ocelots like m&m’s.
A: You can’t just have one.
Q: What do witches put in their hair?
A: Scare spray
Q: Why didn’t the enderman cross the road?
A: Because he teleported.
Q: How do zombies get so good at Minecraft?
A: DEADication.
Q: Where does Steve rent movies?
A: Blockbuster
Q: What kind of parties do Minecraft players have?
A: Block parties.
Q: What did Charlie Brown say when Steve broke his baseball bat?
A: You Blockhead!
Q: Why did the mushroom make such a good roommate?
A: It’s a real fungi.
Q: What is Cobblestone’s favorite type of music?
A: Rock music.
Q: What did the chicken say to the cow?
A: Nice to meat you.
Q: What tops off a Creeper’s ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.
Q: How did Steve answer the jungle cat?
A: You sure do Ocelot of questions.
Q: How does Steve measure his shoe size?
A: In Square Feet.
Q: What’s the most hostile mob on a minecraft beach?
A: The sandwitches.
Q: Do you know where the scariest place is in Minecraft?
A: Nether do I…
Q: Why did the Creeper cross the road?
A: To get to the other Sssssssssside
Q: What did the chicken say to the sheep?
A: Nice to meet ewe.
Q: Which rock band do skeletons like most?
A: The Grateful Dead
Q: How did the Enderman cross the road?
A: He teleported.
Q: How did Steve make the skeleton laugh?
A: He tickled it’s funny bone.
Q: Which country do ghasts like the most?
A: The Nether-Lands!
Q: What city do most wolves live?
A: Howllywood, California
Q: Where do miners sleep?
A: On their bed-rocks
Q: What do you call a skeleton that sits around all day?
A: A lazy bone.
Q: What did the chicken say to the ocean?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why did the sailor bring gold, silver and iron into his boat?
A: He needed ores (oars).
Q: What was the name of the Minecraft boy band?
A: New Kids on the Block.
Q: Why can’t you score against Minecraft basketball players?
A: They know how to block.
Q: What is the official sport of Minecraft?
A: Boxing.
Q: Why did the creeper cross the road?
A: Because there was an ocelot chasing him.
Q: Why aren’t there cars in Minecraft?
A: The streets are blocked off.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton like to fly?
A: He had no guts
Q: Why couldn’t the minecraft player join the army?
A: He was a miner.
Q: What did Steve say to his girlfriend?
A: I dig you.
Q: How do villagers stay fit?
A: They jog around the block.
Q: What did the sheep say after trying to eat a cactus?
A: Accidents Wool happen.
Q: What’s the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?
A: One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny
Q: Where do you shear a sheep?
A: At the baa-baa shop.
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body.
Q: What time is it when ten ocelots chase Steve?
A: Ten after One.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts.
Q: How does Steve avoid getting sunburn?
A: SunBLOCK.
Q: What did the skeleton say to the hungry wolf?
A: Bone Appetit
Q: What did the minecraft turkey say?
A: Cobble, cobble, cobble!
Q: How do you make things change direction in Minecraft?
A: You block their way.
Q: How does Steve get exercise?
A: By running around the block.
Q: What is a creeper’s favorite subject?
A: HissssSSSSStory
Q: What do minecraft friends do for fun on the weekend?
A: Go to square dances.
Q: Why could’t the miner get to his diamonds?
A: Something blocked his way
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit.
