🌭 100+ Hot Dog Jokes to Make Everyone at the Cookout Laugh
Looking for a fun way to bring some extra smiles to your summer BBQ, classroom activity, or family game night? You’ve come to the right place! Whether you’re a parent, teacher, coach, grandparent, or just a kid who loves silly jokes, this massive list of family-friendly, clean hot dog jokes is sure to get everyone giggling — no ketchup required. 😂
Clean & Funny Hot Dog Jokes for Kids and Families
From cheesy puns to grill-side giggles, these hot dog jokes for kids and adults are perfect for:
- Parents looking for screen-free fun
- Teachers adding humor to class time
- Coaches breaking the ice with the team
- Grandparents sharing giggles with the grandkids
- Kids of all ages who love silly puns!
- Lightening up a classroom or lunchroom
- Adding laughs to a picnic, birthday party, or summer camp
- Entertaining kids during road trips, holidays, or rainy days
- Sharing smiles on social media or school newsletters
- Great for National Hot Dog Day which is celebrated on the third Wednesday in July.
We’ve rounded up nearly 100 of the best hot dog jokes that are totally safe for all ages – no spicy language here! Whether you’re flipping franks at a family cookout or planning a silly joke contest with your students or teammates, these jokes are guaranteed to be a hit.
Ready to relish the fun? 🌭 Let’s dive into the funniest hot dog jokes on the internet!
🔥 Table of Contents (Clickable)
Short Hot Dog Jokes
Hot Dog Puns
Hot Dog Riddles
Knock-Knock Hot Dog Jokes
Back-to-School Hot Dog Jokes
Short Hot Dog Jokes
How did the ghost eat a hotdog?
By goblin it…
What do you call an obnoxious hot dog?
A brat.
Which bear eats hot dogs with honey mustard on it?
Weenie-the-Pooh.
What makes hotdogs angry?
Getting roasted…
What do you call a hot dog in a snow storm?
A chili dog.
Why are hotdogs slower than burgers?
They can never ketchup.
What did the hot dog say when it won an emmy?
I’m a wiener!
What’s the opposite of a hot dog?
A pupsicle.
Why are hotdogs like wolves?
They come in packs.
🧠 Did You Know? The average American eats over 70 hot dogs per year!
Hot Dog Puns
Mama always said the easiest way to cut up hot dogs is with a sawsage…
My boss accused me of spending the day at a hotdog factory… but I never sausage a place.
I ate an old hot dog that I found in my fridge… I figure, hey – what’s the wurst that can happen?
My braggy neighbor says he had a 20 pound hot dog, but I think it’s bologna.
Some people can’t stand hotdogs, but I relish them.
I love hot dogs – they are the “wiener” of my heart…
Frank-ly I’m obsessed with hot dogs…
I’m a big fan of frankfurters – they’re just so dog-gone good!
Ketchup squirted in my eye when I bit into a hot dog. Now I have heinzsight.
What do you call a barbecue with no hot dogs? A missed-steak! 🥩
Franks a BUNch for reading these hot dog puns.
Hot Dog Riddles
Question: If I eat five hot dogs, two cheeseburgers, two bags of potato chips and a root beer float, what do I have?
Answer: No self control and a stomach ache.
Question: What’s the main difference between a NY Yankees hot dog and a Chicago Cubs hot dog?
Answer: You can still buy a Yankees hot dog in October.
Question: How do you make a hot dog stand?
Answer: Take away it’s chair.
Hot Dog Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for laughing at my hot dog jokes!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Updog.
What’s Updog?
Not much, what’s up with you dawg…
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Nathan.
Nathan who?
Nathans hot dog with fries please!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankfurter.
More Hot Dog Jokes
Why did the vegetarian hotdog cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken.
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Why do people say about German hotdogs?
They’re the wurst…
What do you get if you cross a frankfurter with high fashion?
A haute dog.
What happens when the hotdog raced the hamburger?
The wiener took it all.
What is the most popular holiday for hotdogs?
Hallo-weenie…
What do you call a brutally honest hot dog?
A frank furter.
What do you give a frankfurter with a fever?
Mustard – it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
What do hot dogs travel on vacation?
In a Wiener-Bago!
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?
Ketch-up!
What do you call a great movie about hotdogs?
An Oscar wiener.
On his way home, a man stops by the supermarket. “Give me five pounds of catfish,” he says. “We’re out of catfish, but we have hotdogs,” says the worker. “Hotdogs?!” yells the man. “How can I tell my wife I caught a couple of hotdogs?”
Why did the vegetarian hot dog cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?
You relish it.
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Why didn’t the hot dog go to jail for breaking the law?
It was just a misde-wiener.
The hot dog stand on the moon got a mixed review. Apparently, the hot dogs were out of this world but there was no atmosphere.
Back-to-School Hot Dog Jokes
Where did the school lunch lady put the smart hot dog?
On the honor roll.
Why did the teacher put a sweater on the hot dog?
Because it was a chili dog!
A student goes up to the school librarian and loudly asks “Can I have a hot dog?”
The librarian replies, “this is a library.” So the student slowly whispers back, “sorry maam… may I have a hot dog?”
I won my 3rd straight school Halloween costume contest dressed as a hotdog… You could say that I’m on a roll.
Q: How did the hot dog make it to the first day of school?
A: It mustard up the courage!
Q: Why did the hot dog do well on the math test?
A: Because it knew its fractions (half beef & half pork)
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