Heart Jokes for Valentines

Funny heart jokes for those you love, for Valentine’s Day or anytime.

This heart jokes collection includes jokes about hearts and having heart, including love and Valentine’s Day jokes.

These heart themed jokes are clean and safe for kids of all ages – so no worries at all for parents, teachers and children. Great for a Valentine’s Day party at home or school. Tell your Valentine some heart jokes.

Heart Jokes for Valentines

Q: Which animal shares the most love?
A: A heartvaark

Q: Who did the man send a Valentine to through twitter?
A: His tweetheart.

Q: What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
A: My heart beats for you.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts.

Q: Why did the Valentine get arrested?
A: For stealing someone’s heart.

Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow want to go to the Valentine’s Day dance?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

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Q: Who wrote the best love songs in the 60’s?
A: Heart Garfunkel

Q: What did Cupid say the day before Valentine’s Day?
A: I can heartly wait.

Q: Why did they put the boy’s girlfriend in jail?
A: Because she stole his heart.

Q. What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A. I lava you with all my heart.

Q: What did the painter say to his girlfriend?
A: “I love you with all my art.”

Q: Why is Valentine’s Day a great day for a party?
A: Because you can party hearty.

Q: Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable?
A: Because they have heart.

Q: What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
A: My heart beats for you.

Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a heart shaped box of candy?
A: It was Valenswine’s Day.

Q: What is Cupid’s favorite rock band?
A: Heart

Q: Which English soccer team plays with the most heart?
A: Loverpool.

Q: How can you tell when your heart is ready for a big game?
A: It’s really pumped up.

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