Halloween Jokes for Kindergarten

These funny Halloween jokes for Kindergarten students is perfect for teachers, parents and anyone with Kindergarteners in their life.

While most of the Halloween jokes at Fun Kids Jokes are fine for children who are under 6, like kindergarteners, not all will be understood by kids that young.

This collection of jokes for Halloween will be understood by kids who are under 6 and are sure to get a good laugh.

Halloween Jokes for Kindergarteners

Q: What do owls say when they go trick or treating?
A: Happy Owl-ween!

Q: What do sheep give out on Halloween?
A: Candy Baaaaa’s.

Q: What do you call a spooky spirit who gets too close to a camp fire?
A: A toasty ghosty.

Q: Where do ghosts buy their milk and eggs?
A: At the ghost-ery store

Q: What type of pants do ghosts wear?
A: Boo Jeans.

Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Dont cry.

Q: Where do pirates keep their Halloween candy?
A: In a Jarrrrrrr.

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Q: What a pirates afraid of on Halloween?
A: The darrrrrrrk.

Q: What runs around a haunted house and never stops?
A: A fence.

Q: What’s the first thing black cat’s do Halloween morning?
A: They wake up.

Q: What do mothers dress up as for Halloween?
A: Mummies.

Q: Who waits in the pumpkin patch all night on Halloween waiting for the Great Pumpkin?
A: Kindergardeners!

Q: What do ghosts wash their hair with?
A: Shamboo.

Q: What do black cats wear on Halloween night?
A: paw-jamas!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a funny Halloween knock-knock joke.

Q: Where do ghosts mail letters?
A: The ghost office.

Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice Scream.

Q: What kind of car do zombies drive?
A: Monster trucks.

Q: How do you greet a two-headed ghost?
A: Hello, hello.

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Q: Who was the ghost’s favorite family member?
A: His mummy.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva see a werewolf?

Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight fitting?
A: Because it’s a size “S”

Q: How do young ghost’s get around the neighborhood?
A: On their boocycles.

Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo-boos.

Q: What goes on top of ghost ice cream sundaes?
A: Whipped scream.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry monster coming to get you.

Q: What was the ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: Boo-berry pie!

Q: What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A: A hot dog.

Q: What did the ghost say when he fell down?
A: I got a boo-boo.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you dress for Halloween this year?

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Q: What is the first thing a bat learns at school?
A: The alphabat.

Q: What’s a bats favorite desert?
A: Fly-scream.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix-cited about Halloween!

Q: When does a bat say mooooo?
A: When it’s a cow.

Q: How does a scarecrow drink his juice?
A: With a straw.

Q: Why don’t scarecrows eat?
A: Their already stuffed.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Havanna.
Havanna who?
Havanna great time this Halloween

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Q: What was the scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries.

Q: Who is the leader of all Jack-o-lanterns?
A: The Pumpking

Q: What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
A: Howl’s it going?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in.

Q: What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A: A pupsicle.

Q: Where do werewolves sit?
A: Anywhere they want.

Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch.

Q: What makes more noise than an angry witch?
A: Two angry witches!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole bag of candy.

Q: What do monkey ghosts like to eat?
A: Boonanas

Q: What’s the first thing witches do Halloween morning?
A: They wake up.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting all year for Halloween.

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