Gold Jokes

If you’re looking for jokes about gold, then this is your lucky day.

Whether you’re looking for gold jokes for science class or for someone who loves jewelry, you’re sure to get some laughs with this collection.

Jokes About Gold

Q: Where can you always find gold on St. Patty’s Day?
A: In the dictionary

Q: What did the baby find at the end of the rainbow?
A: A Potty Gold.

Q: Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A: To get to the pot of gold

Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irish man to the pot of gold?
A: He took a short cut.

Q: Why did the leprechaun turn down the bowl of cereal?
A: He already had pot of gold

Q: Why was the mummy home from school?
A: He caught a gold.

Q: What do you call a calm piece of gold?
A: Mellow yellow.

Q: Why did the little boy take his pet to the appraiser?
A: It was a GOLD fish.

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Q: What did the mummy do when he needed help moving his gold?
A: He hired-a-glyphics.

Q: What did the gold collector bake for dessert?
A: Karat cake.

Q: Where do gold miners go for lunch?
A: Au Bon Pain (Au is the chemical sign for gold)

Q: What kind of music did the gold nugget listen to?
A: Heavy metal

Q: Why did the little girl want to go bird catching?
A: She thought that catching enough gold finches would make her rich.

Q: Why did they build a castle for the pile of gold?
A: Because it’s a noble metal.

Q: What do you call a piece of gold who is afraid of the spiders?
A: A chicken nugget

Q: What did the iron say to the gold when it tried to wake him up?
A: AU, get out of here!

Q: What award show does gold like to wath every year?
A: Golden Globes.

Q: What’s another name for fake gold?
A: Shamrock

Q: Which fairy tale character is worth the most?
A: Gold-ilocks

Q: What do miners put on their dry skin?
A: Gold bond.

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Q: Why did the poor law student switch majors?
A: He couldn’t pass the gold bar exam.

Q: What did the hotdog go to the jewelry store?
A: To find GOLD-ens Spicy Brown Mustard

Q: Why wouldn’t the gold nugget cross the road?
A: It was too yellow.

Q: Which Busy Town character like jewelry?
A: Gold bug.

Q: What kind of music does gold listen to?
A: Rock

Q: How is gold like an undercooked steak?
A: They’re both rare.

Q: What did the rich bunny grow in her garden?
A: Gold karats.

Q: Why isn’t there any gold in a rainbow?
A: Because it’s all in a pot at the end of the rainbow!

Q: What kind of dogs to gold panners like most?
A: Golden retreivers

Q: Where do all the metals go to work out?
A: Gold’s Gym.

Q: Why was the gold nugget only friends with boys?
A: Because only diamonds are a girls best friend.

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Q: How old is gold?
A: Coinage.

Q: Why wouldn’t the gold ever set the dinner table?
A: He was opposed to electoplating.

Q: Why is Gold king?
A: It’s the most noble of the noble metals.

Q: Why did the gold yell at the banana?
A: Because gold reacts with potassium.

Q: Why did the robber break into the canoe store?
A: He heard that gold is found in ores.

Q: What video game do gold hunters love to play?
A: Minecraft.

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