Father’s Day Jokes

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This is the best collection of jokes about Fathers Day and dads that you’ll find anywhere.

Not only are these funny Fathers Day jokes dadtastic, but they are clean and safe for kids of all ages.

These Fathers Day jokes are especially great for parents, sons, daughters and teachers – and they make Father’s Day card-giving fun! Just find a joke or two that you think dear ol’ daddy will enjoy and write it inside his card.

Fathers Day Jokes

Q: What treat do dads like for Father’s Day?
A: POPsicles.

Q: What did the golfer dad want for Father’s Day?
A: A Tee Shirt

Q: Why did the daddy cat want to go bowling on Father’s Day?
A: He was an alley cat.

Q: What did Daddy pig put on his Father’s Day pancakes?
A: Hog cabin syrup

Q: What did the Panda give his daddy on Father’s Day?
A: A bear hug.

Q: How did the Panda open his Father’s Day card?
A: With his bear hands.

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Q: What do hermit crabs do on Father’s Day?
A: They shellabrate their dads.

Q: What can you give a dad for Father’s day that he’ll love – and costs nothing at all?
A: A long nap.

Q: What did the banana’s daddy get for Father’s Day?
A: Slippers.

Q: Why do so many dads hope it doesn’t rain on Father’s Day?
A: So they can play catch with their kids!

Q: What do dads like to snack on for Father’s day?
A: POPcorn.

Q: How do dads like their steak on Father’s Day?
A: On a plate!

Q: Why did the broken firecracker get a gift?
A: It’s nice to give Duds gifts on Futher’s Day.

Q: When does Father’s Day come before St. Patrick’s Day?
A: In the dictionary!

Q: Why did dad want to go fishing on Father’s Day?
A: He was hooked on it.

Q: What should you never give a daddy dentist on Father’s Day?
A: A plaque!

Q: Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day?
A: Because he was the coolest dad.

Q: Why do dads who like golf get extra pairs of socks for Father’s Day?
A: Just in case they finally get a hole in one.

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Q: What did Chewbacca get from his kids on Father’s Day?
A: A plate of Chocolate Chip Wookiees.

Q: How did the piglet wake his papa up on Father’s Day?
A: With hogs and kisses.

Q: Why was the father so creepy on Father’s Day?
A: He was a daddy long legs!

Q: What’s the last thing the balloon said to his dad on Father’s Day?

Q: Why did the boy give his golf-loving dad a pair of pants for Father’s Day?
A: In case he finally got a hole-in-one.

Q: What did the angler dad want to play on Father’s Day?
A: Go Fish!

Q: What’s the easiest kind of flower to find for dad on Father’s Day?
A: Daddylions.

Q: What did the ferret do with his dad on Father’s Day?
A: Played POP goes the weasel.

Q: What do dads like to eat for breakfast on Father’s Day?
A: POP Tarts!

Q: What’s the perfect Father’s Day gift?
A: A book about anti-gravity – it’s impossible to put down!

Q: How do dads look on Father’s Day?
A: With their eyes.

Q: What’s a fun Father’s Day gift for a dad who loves golf?
A: Silly putty.

Q: Why wasn’t one Father’s Day gift any better than the other?
A: It was a tie.

Q: What kind of music did the kids play for their dad on Father’s Day?
A: Pop music.

Q: Why do dads take naps on Father’s Day?
A: Because their family lets them!

Q: Do Dads have fun on Father’s Day?

Q: What does a guy need to do to get someone to make them a Father’s Day dinner?
A: Have kids!

Q: Who’s the loudest person on Father’s Day?

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Q: Where do dads like to dance on Father’s Day?
A: Golf clubs.

Q: What’s the first thing a dad does on Father’s Day?
A: He wakes up!

Q: What’s a good Father’s Day gift for an athletic dad?
A: Speed Stick Dadoderant.

Q: Why did Luke Skywalker refuse to fight Darth Vader?
A: It was Father’s Day.

Q: Why shouldn’t you argue with dad on Father’s Day?
A: Because Father Knows Best.

Q: Why didn’t dad get a Father’s Day gift on time?
A: It was chocoLATE.

Q: What do dads not want to be on Father’s Day?
A: Lawn mowers.

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