Puppy Jokes

If you’re searching for funny jokes about Puppies, then you’re going to love this collection of puppy jokes.

Puppies are cute, and so are a lot of these jokes. You’ll also find some real knee-slappers! These jokes about puppies are clean and safe for kids of all ages.

These puppy jokes are perfect for parents, teachers, babysitters, vets and everyone else who loves puppies. When you’re done reading, and laughing, at these puppy jokes, make sure you look at our collection of funny dog jokes

Jokes About Puppies

Q: What do they call a silly puppy in the Outback?
A: A dingo-ling

Q: Which American city do puppies like the most?
A: New Yorkie

Q: What tiny puppy loves bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle

Q: What do you call a puppy in a sauna?
A: A hot dog.

Q: What do puppies eat for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs.

Q: What did the waiter say to the puppy?
A: bone-appetit!

Q: What do you call a really cold puppy?
A: A pupsicle.

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Q: What do puppies love to eat for dinner?
A: Pupperoni pizza.

Q: What did the person put a timex on his puppy?
A: He was raising it to be a watch dog.

Q: What kind of car do puppies always bark at?
A: The Catillac.

Q: What didn’t the puppy like to play with the old cat?
A: It was a sour puss

Q: What do puppies say when their happy?
A: Yip-Yip-Yipeee!

Q: During what kind of weather is a veteranarian the busiest?
A: When it’s raining cats and dogs!

Q: If lights run on electricity and buses run on gas, what do puppies run on?
A: Their paws.

Q: What do puppies do when they get mad?
A: Puppies don’t get mad…

Q: During which month do puppies cry the least?
A: February – because it’s the shortest month.

Q: What do you call a puppie that digs on the beach?
A: Sandy Paws.

Q: Which side of a puppy has the most hair?
A: The outside.

Q: Why can’t puppies give high fives?
A: It’s impawsible.

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Q: How is a puppy like a coin?
A: It has a head on one side and tail on the other

Q: Who always baby sat the puppy?
A: His Grand-Paw

Q: Where can your puppy sit, but you can’t?
A: In your lap.

Now take a look at our collection of funny dog jokes for even more laughs!

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