Easter Bunny jokes that are sure to bring a smile to all the little bunnies in your life.
These jokes about the Easter Bunny are great for parents, grandparents, teachers and children of all ages. Great for adding to Easter baskets or cards.
The Easter Bunny is also known as the Easter Rabbit or Easter Hare. He brings Easter eggs all around the world on Easter. The Easter Bunny can also bring candy, chocolate and other special gifts.
You can have a lot of fun with these Easter Rabbit jokes. You can write them on pieces of paper and put them in plastic eggs – then hide the eggs all around and have children read the jokes when they find an egg (or you can read it if they are too young). Easter bunny jokes are also fun to put in lunch boxes in the weeks before Easter.
Easter Bunny Jokes
Q: What did the Easter Bunny do after it’s wedding?
A: Went on a nice bunnymoon.
Q: Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
A: The bunny hill.
Q:What happened after the Easter Bunny got married?
A: They lived hoppily ever after.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny travel on vacation?
A: On hare planes.
Q: What do you call a rabbit comedian?
A: A funny bunny.
Q: Which bedtime stories does the Easter Bunny like most?
A: Hairy tales with hoppy endings.
Q: Why wouldn’t the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: Because he’s not a chicken.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny know where he burried treasure?
A: Eggs marks the spot.
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: To get the chicken’s eggs.
Q: What looks like half an Easter Bunny?
A: The other half!
Q: What is the fastest way to send a postcard to the Easter Bunny?
A: Using hare mail.
Q: What can you call the Easter Bunny when he has the sniffles?
A: A runny bunny.
Q: How do rabbits stay cool during the summer?
A: With hare conditioning.
Q: How do you know when the Easter Bunny is angry?
A: He’ll look hopping mad.
Q: How do you know when the Easter Bunny likes a book?
A: Because he’ll tell you it’s egg-cellent.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny’s day always end?
A: With a Y.
Q: Why make the Easter Bunny so lucky?
A: He always has four rabbits feet on him!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset when he looked in the mirror?
A: He was having a bad hare day.
Q: What you get if when cross the Easter Bunny with Fly Guy?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Easter Bunny with Kermit the Frog?
A: A bunny ribbit.
Q: What kind of car does the Easter Bunny drive?
A: A hop rod.
Q: Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur?
A: The outside.
Q: What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday?
A: Hoppy birthday!
Q: What happens when you tickle an egg?
A: It cracks up.
Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for every basket he makes?
A. Two points, unless he’s past the 3-point line.
Q. Why can’t the Easter Bunny’s ear be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. Where did the Easter Bunny go for a new tail?
A. To a retail store.
Q: What game does the Easter Bunny like to play on his driveway?
A: Hopscotch.
Q: What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot who was moving away?
A: Been nice gnawing you.
Q. How can you tell the Easter Bunny was a boyscout?
A. He helps little old bunnies cross the street.
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
A: Eggshausted!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in such good shape?
A: Egg-xercise.
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny throw the clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Q: What style of music does the Easter Bunny’s like to listen to?
A: Hip Hop.
Q: What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
A: A 14 carrot gold necklace.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell jokes to Easter Eggs?
A: Because you might crack them up.
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go for pancakces?
A: IHOP (Internation House of Pancakes)
Q: What does the Easter Bunny pant next to the green beans in his garden?
A: Jelly beans.
Q: What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny?
A: A honey bunny.
Q: What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes?
A: You never see rabbit wearing eye glasses.
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get all of the eggs he hides?
A: He gets them from an eggplant.
Q. What did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in his pants?
A. He wanted to be a smarty pants.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Dumbo with the Easter Bunny?
A: An elephant who always remember to eat all of his carrots.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur from getting messed up?
A: He uses lots of hare spray.
Q: What does the Easter Bunny do when he gets out of the shower?
A: Uses a hare dryer.
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny eat the gold ring?
A: He was told it was 18 carrots.
Q: What does the Easter Bunny use to keep his fur so neat?
A: He uses a hare brush.
Q: What did they call the Easter Bunny after he aced the math test?
A: A hare-brain.
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny when he has fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Q: What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg?
A: Want to hear a funny yolk?
Q: How does the Easter Bunny get his cardio workout?
A: By doing hareobics.
Easter Bunny Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock?
Who’s there?
Ann.
Ann who?
Ann-other Easter Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more Easter eggs to find?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuckolate Easter bunnies are my favorite.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Easter.
Easter Who?
Easter Bunny.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Eggs.
Eggs Who?
Eggs-cited for the Easter Bunny!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey happy Easter.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to have a chocolate Easter bunny.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny is hiding colored eggs outside.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter Bunny going to come?
