Looking for funny Denver Broncos Jokes for your friends and family?
This is the best collection of jokes about the Denver Broncos you’ll find anywhere. There are silly knock knock jokes, quarterback jokes, Broncos jokes, running back jokes and even some Mile High Stadium jokes.
Not only are these Denver Broncos football jokes funny, but they are clean and safe for kids of all ages.
These Broncos jokes are especially great for parents, teachers, coaches, children, Denver Broncos fans and football fans – but they are fun for everyone. You can also check out our collection of football jokes here: American Football Jokes.
Denver Broncos Jokes
Q: Why was Devontae Booker nicknamed “Bad News?”
A: Everyone knows that bad news travels fast.
Q: How do the Broncos hire their players?
A: With two pairs of stilts.
Q: What’s the hardest thing about being a quarterback?
A: The ground.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ben?
Ben who?
Benver Droncos!
Q: What’s as big as Von Miller, but weighs nothing?
A: His shadow.
Q. What’s the difference between Devontae Booker and a duck?
A. One goes quick and the other goes quack.
Q: What did the Denver Broncos fan do when his team won the Super Bowl?
A: He turned off his XBox.
Q: What’s the difference between a Broncos fan and a puppy?
A: The puppy eventually grows up and stops whining.
Q: How many Denver Broncos players does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Only one… but John Elway retired.
Q: What do Broncos fans and horse flies have in common?
A: They’re both annoying.
Q: How does a Broncos quarterback get signals from the sideline?
A: The coach stomps his foot.
Q: What does every Denver Broncos player do on their birthday?
A: They get older!
Q: Why do the Denver Broncos draft ballet dancers as their kickers?
A: They know how to split the uprights!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Harry?
Harrywho?
Harry up and throw the ball Case, they’re coming right at you!
Q: Which Denver Broncos player wears the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet!
Q: What brand of automobile does Case Keenum drive?
A: Ford – because he loves the Broncos.
Q: Why did the Denver Broncos player get heartburn after eating birthday cake?
A: He forgot to take off the candles.
Q. Why did the kicker for the Denver Broncos bring string to the game?
A: Just in case he needed to tie the score
Q. What runs around Mile High Stadium but never moves?
A: A wall
Q: What are successful Denver Broncos kickers always trying to do?
A: Reach goals.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tess me.
Tess me who?
Tess me the football!
Q: Who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?
A: Vance Joseph – coach of the Denver Broncos football team
Q: Why did the Denver Broncos football players cry when they lost?
A: They’re a bawl club.
Q: Who did the Denver Broncos zombie team play during preseason?
A: The DEADskins.
Q: How did Case Keenum (Denver Broncos quarterback) know he was about to get sacked in Chicago?
A: He heard them BEARING down on him.
Q: What is harder for a Denver Broncos receiver to catch the faster he runs?
A: His breath!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna ball off to me, Kirk!
Q: What do Denver Broncos lose every night?
A. Their shadows.
Q: What can Denver Broncos players catch at Mile High Stadium?
A: Bronco-itis
Q: What did the Denver Broncos think about their new stadium lights?
A: They gave it GLOWING reviews.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howey.
Howey who?
Howey run so fast?
Q: When should Denver Broncos football players wear armor?
A: When they play knight games.
Q: What is as big as a Denver Broncos center, but weighs nothing?
A: His shadow.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Denver Broncos quarterback with a carpet?
A: A throw rug.
Q: What’s the difference between the Denver Broncos and water?
A: Water runs.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans to the face is a penalty.
Q: What did Demaryius Thomas say to the football before the game?
A: Catch you later.
Q: Did you hear about the joke that Case Keenum told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.
Q: What do Denver Broncos players do when they get overheated?
A: They get closer to the fans.
Q: Why can’t Case Keenum use his phone?
A: Because he can’t find the receiver.
Q: Why did the Denver Broncos quarterback make his bed out of straw?
A: To feed his night mares (about getting sacked!)
Q. How are Denver Broncos opponents like lazy neighbors?
A. They rarely pick up a yard.
Q: Where do Denver Broncos football players dance?
A: At a foot ball!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Uriah.
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball Emmanuel Sanders!
Q: What’s the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?
A: You can always get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What is the difference between a Denver Broncos fan and a baby?
A: Babies stop crying after awhile.
Q: Why did Vance Joseph go to the bank?
A: To get a quarter back.
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Denver Broncos.
Q: Which Denver Broncos player wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head.
Q: What do you call an Denver Broncos at the Super Bowl?
A: A spectator.
Q: What does a Denver Broncos coach and the mailman have in common?
A: Neither delivers on a Sunday.
Q: How do you keep Denver Broncos out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What do Denver Broncos receivers and the Post Office have in common?
A: Neither is open on Sundays!
Q: What’s the best way to teach your dog to roll over?
A: Have him watch the Denver Broncos defense play a game.
Q: What do you call a Denver Broncos player at the Superbowl?
A: Lost.
Q: Where do you go in Denver in case of a tornado?
A: Mile High Stadium (Denver Broncos Stadium) – they never get a touchdown there!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Mile High Stadium with their eyes closed?
A. There’s nothing worth seeing!
Q: What’s the difference between Denver Broncos fans and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Q: Why shouldn’t toddlers wear Denver Broncos jerseys?
A: Too much of a choking hazard.
Q: According to a new poll 95 percent of people love Sundays.
A: The other 5 percent are Denver Broncos fans.
Q: How do Denver Broncos players stay cool?
A: By standing close to the fans.
Q: Where should you go if you are scared of catching a cold?
A: The Denver Broncos end zone – they don’t catch anything there.
Q: What do quarterbacks call Denver Broncos defensive lineman heading their way?
A: They don’t call them anything – they just run!
Q: Why are centipedes not allowed to play for the Denver Broncos?
A: It takes too long to put their cleats on.
Q: How do you hire a Denver Broncos punter?
A: By putting him on stilts.
Q: What’s a touchdown?
A: I’m not sure – I’m a Denver Broncos fan.
Q: What did Derek Wolfe (Denver Broncos Defensive End) have stuck in his teeth?
A: A Raiders quarterback.
Q: What do Denver Broncos players wear on halloween?
A: Face Masks!
Q: What kind of pastry did Justin Simmons eat most?
A: Turnovers!
Q: What kind of tea do Denver Broncos football players drink?
A: Penaltea
Q: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the Denver Broncos football team?
A: They needed a little team spirit.
Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football for the Denver Broncos?
A: It was a boxer.
Q: Where is a ghost’s favorite spot on a Mile High Stadium?
A: Under the ghoul posts!
Q: Why did the football quit playing with the Denver Broncos?
A: It was tired of being kicked around.
Q: Why doesn’t the Denver Broncos football team have a website?
A: They can’t string three W’s together.
Q: How are scrambled eggs like the Denver Broncos?
A: They’re both beaten.
Q: Why does the Denver Broncos have the coolest helmets?
A: The one with the most fans.
Q: Why is it always warmer at Mile High Stadium after the game?
A: All the fans have left.
Q: What happens to Denver Broncos players who go blind?
A: They become referees.
Q: How do Broncos players vote on what plays to run?
A: With a yay or neigh.
Q: Which Denver player can jump higher than a house?
A: All of them – houses can’t jump at all.
Q: How did the Denver Broncos know which players were fan favorites?
A: They took a gallop poll.
Q: Where did Champ Bailey like to eat?
A: Fast food restaurants (because he was very fast).
Q: Where do Broncos players get their hair cut?
A: In Maine.
Q: Which football team do horses always cheer for?
A: The Broncos.
Q: What kind of stories do depressed Broncos players tell?
A: Tails of whoa.
Q: What do you call a well-balanced Bronco?
A: Stable.
Q: Which NFL Super Bowl match up caused the most arguments on the ranch?
A: Cowboys vs. Broncos.
Q. Where do Broncos go when they hurt themselves?
A. The horsepital.
Q: Where do Broncos fans shop for clothes?
A: At Old Neighvy.
Q: How do you know that Broncos players have negative attitudes?
A: They say neigh to everything.
Q: What did the waiter say to the Broncos player?
A: Can I get you a stable.
Q: Why was Vance Joseph upset with the Broncos offense?
A: Too much horse play in the huddle.
Q: What NFL football matchup is always a win-win for horses?
A: Broncos vs. Colts.
Q. How can you tell when Case Keenum has a sore throat?
A. He’s a little horse.
Q. What do you call a Denver Broncos player who lives next door?
A. A neigh-bour.
Q: What did the Broncos player grow in his garden?
A: Horse radishes.
Q: How much money do they pay each Broncos lineman?
A: A buck.
Q: What did Broncos quarterback Case Keenum’s mom say when it was late at night?
A: It’s pasture your bedtime.
Q: Where do Broncos players stay at night when they travel?
A: Red Hoof Inn.
Q: What do they serve in Denver Broncos stadium suites?
A: Horse d’oeuvres
Q: How do Broncos players get water during a game?
A: A trough.
Q: How do Denver Broncos get across the country?
A: Pony Express.
Q: What do you call an ex-Bronco who refs football games?
A: A zebra.
Q: Which baseball team frightens Broncos the most?
A: Diamondbacks.
Q: What street is Mile High Stadium on?
A: Mane Street.
Q. How do you treat a Bronco who has a cold?
A: With cough stirrup.
Q: What do you call an Denver Broncos player who can build things?
A: A sawhorse.
Q. What did the Broncos quarterback say after he got sacked?
A. Help – I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.
