Wolf Jokes

If you’re searching for funny jokes about wolves, then you’re going to love this collection of clean wolf jokes.

The wolf jokes on this page are great for parents, teachers, zoologists, dog shelter volunteers, animal lovers and kids of all ages. They’re so funny, you just might howl with laughter!

Fun fact about wolves: All of the dog breeds we are familiar with, including poodles, are the same subspecies of Canis lupus – or wolf.

Wolf Jokes

Q: What do you call a wolf that uses bad language?
A: A swearwolf

Q: What happened when the wolf swallowed a clock?
A: He got ticks.

Q: What happens when you cross a wolf with a sheep?
A: You have to get a new sheep.

Q: What was the wolf in the butcher’s shop arrested for?
A: Chop-lifting.

Q: What time is it when a wolf sees your dinner?
A: Time to get a new dinner.

Q: What do you call a wolf who gets lost?
A: A where-wolf.

Q: How do you know that a wolf has been in your fridge?
A: There are paw prints in the butter.

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Q: How do you make a wolf stew?
A: Keep him waiting.

Q: How does a wolf eat ice cream?
A: With it’s mouth.

Q: What did the wolf say to the friend who missed a day of school?
A: Howl are you?

Q: What do you call a dentist who cleans a wolf’s teeth?
A: Dinner.

Q: What do you call a silly wolf in Australia?
A: A dingo-ling

Q: Why did the wolf stay in the shade?
A: So he wouldn’t turn into a hot dog.

Q: What did the wolf say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me.

Q: What do wolves like for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs.

Q: What’s more amazing than a talking wolf?
A: A spelling bee.

Q: Where do wolves sit?
A: Anywhere they wants to.

Q: How are a wolf and a marine biologist similar?
A: One wags a tail while the other tags a whale.

Q: How did the tiny Scottish dog feel when he saw a wolf?
A: Terrier-fied.

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Q: What do you call a wolf with a fever?
A: A hot dog.

Q: What do you call a cold wolf?
A: A Chili Dog.

Q: What did the waiter say to the wolf?
A: bone-appetit!

Q: What happened when the wolf went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show.

Q: What do you call a dog that meditates?
A: Aware wolf.

Q: What time is it when ten wolves chase a deer?
A: 10 After 1.

Q: What’s a wolf’s favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pupperoni pizza.

Q: Who are cousins of the werewolf?
A: What-wolf and When-wolf

Q: Where do werewolves store their things?
A: In a were-house

Q: What do werewolves read to their children before bed?
A: Hairy tails

Q: How do you make a wolf laugh?
A: Give him a funny bone.

Q: Why did the poor wolf chase his tail?
A: He was trying to make ends meet.

Q: What was the wolf’s favorite musical band?
A: Meatloaf.

Q: What happened to the wolf who fell into the washing machine?
A: It became a wash and wearwolf.

Q: Why was the wolf upset with the skeleton?
A: He had a bone to pick with him.

Q: Why don’t wolves make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.

Q: What type of markets do wolves avoid?
A: Flea markets.

Q: What do you call a howling animal who wears clothes?
A: A wear-wolf.

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Q: Why was the wolf named “Frost?”
A: Because Frost-bites.

Q: What did the wolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff.

Q: What do you do if a wolf eats your food?
A: Find more food.

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