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Darth Maul Jokes
Q: What did Darth Maul’s teacher say when he was disrupting her class?
A: Sith down and be quiet.
Q: Who serves food at the Darth Maul food court?
A: Darth Waiter
Q: What brand of lacrosse stick does Darth Maul use?
A: Warrior
Q: What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Maul when Vader couldn’t figure out how to use chopsticks at the Chinese Restaurant?
A: Use the forks…
Q: When did Darth Maul learn to drive?
A: When he was sith-teen
Q: Why did Darth Maul cross the galaxy?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
Q: What do you they call the potato puffs in the Darth Maul food court?
A: Vader Tots.
Q: What time is it when Darth Maul steps on your chronometer?
A: Time to get a new chronometer.
Q: Why couldn’t Darth Maul catch Kylo?
A: Because Kylo Ran.
Q: Why is Darth Maul always invited to the Emperor’s dinners?
A: He has the forks with him…
Q: Why did Darth Maul throw steaks at Obi-Wan?
A: So he could MEAT his destiny.
Q: Which Sith cries the most?
A: Darth Bawl.
Q: Who is Darth Maul’s favorite hockey team?
A: The Sabres.
Q: What did the dentist say to Darth Maul?
A: May the floss be with you.
Q: How did Darth Maul get so smart?
A: He’s very well RED.
Q: Why did Darth Vader go to the musical instrument store?
A: To find the hidden rebel bass.
Q: What is Darth Maul’s favorite album?
A: The Dark Side of the Moon (Pink Floyd)
Q: How does Darth Maul like his coffee?
A: On the Dark Side.
Q: How did Darth Maul know what he was getting for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.
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