These Coronavirus jokes offer a way to bring some humor to kids during this challenging time.
These jokes are clean and safe for all ages.
These Coronavirus jokes are upbeat and focus mainly on staying home during this health crisis – they include puns, riddles and one-liners.
We also have a collection of Jokes about Remote Learning (distance learning).
Coronavirus Jokes for Kids
Q: What do baseball catchers do during the coronavirus pandemic?
A: They stay home!
Q: What old song hit #1 during the Covid-19 pandemic?
A: MyCarona (The Knack sang “My Sharona”)
Q: What dance fad is popular again thanks to coronavirus?
A: The MaCorona (there was a dance fad called the Macarena)
Q: What do people do during a coronavirus quarantine?
A: Watch Covideos.
Q: Why are there so many bears at the zoo during Coronavirus?
A: There’s a Panda-emic
Q: Who did Snow White kick out of the house during the Coronavirus pandemic?
A: Sneezy.
Q: What do pigs miss most during Coronavirus?
A: Hogs and kisses!
Q: Why is it so annoying to live with Porky Pig during Coronavirus?
A: He always hogs the TV remote.
Q: What did the mother say to her aardvark son after after weeks of a Coronavirus shutdown?
A: Why the long face?
Q: What did the cashew say during the Coronavirus pandemic?
A: Quarantining drives me nuts.
Q: Which root vegetable makes staying home during Coronavirus easier?
A: An up-beet.
Q: What does Sonic miss most during the Coronavirus shutdown?
A: Hedge-hugs.
Q: What did the used car salesman offer customers due to Covid-19?
A: A 14-day quarranty.
Q: Where do kids go on weekends during the Coronavirus pandemic?
A: Nowhere – just like the weekdays!
Q: Why should you have candy canes on hand during the Coronavirus lockdown?
A: For encourage-mint.
Q: What does Scrooge do to pass the time at home because of Coronavirus?
A: Plays Mean-opoly.
Q: Why was the storm tropper so upset about Coronavirus?
A: He couldn’t go to the Darth Mall.
Q: Who did the man send a love note to through twitter during Coronavirus quarantine?
A: His tweetheart.
Q: What did the used car salesman offer customers due to Covid-19?
A: A 14-day quarranty.
Q: What did the cashew say because of Coronavirus?
A: Quarantining drives me nuts.
Coronavirus Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock-Knock.
Go away.
