Bread Jokes for kids and adults of all ages. This is a fun collection of jokes about bread and the bakers that bake it. Clean bread jokes, puns and riddles for holidays (like Easter, Thanksgiving and Christmas) or anytime.
You’re going to get a laugh from these bread jokes, whether you’re the one baking bread or the one eating it. You’ll also find jokes about rolls, yeast, bakers, bakeries and various types of breads.
Bread Jokes
Q: Why does everyone need bread and water?
A: Because loaf makes the world go round.
Q: Why did the baker fall down?
A: She was baking banana bread and slipped on a peel!
Q: How did the woman carry 10 loaves of bread home?
A: She had to Baguette. (bag it)
Q: How do you get the attention of a baker?
A: Ya Challah! (Challah is a type of bread)
Q: Why was the pumpernickel bread late for dinner?
A: It wasn’t a quick bread!
Q: Why did the French toast taste like it spoiled?
A: They used SOUR dough bread.
Q: What sports uses bread to knock over pins?
A: Boule-ing. (Boule is a round bread)
Q: Why was the baker so grumpy?
A: He woke up on the wrong side of the bread.
Q: Why did the boy run home from the bakery?
A: He didn’t want the SODA bread to go flat…
Q: Why doesn’t bread like warm weather?
A: It get’s too toasty.
Q: Why did the baker go back to school?
A: To learn how to b-read.
Q: When does bread rise?
A: When you yeast expect it to.
Q: How did the bread keep it’s shape?
A: By spending an hour on the gym’s bread machine.
Q: Why was the host arrested?
A: She kept breaking bread.
Q: What did the slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw butter on the table?
A: We’re toast.
Q: What did the young slice of bread say when his mommy told him to clean up?
A: Rye do I always have to do it.
Q: Why was the baker embarrassed when her guests arrived for dinner?
A: She had egg on her face.
Q: Why was the bread fired from his job?
A: He was loafing around to much.
Q: What do they call a bread made with gun powder instead of baking powder?
A: A POPover.
Q: Why did the bread explode?
A: The baker used gun powder instead of baking powder by mistake.
Q: Why was the baker so scared?
A: He was in a loaf or death situation.
Q: What did the young loaf of bread say to the teacher?
A: Rye so serious?
Q: What musical instrument are bakers always asked to play?
A: The drums – because they always have the bread sticks.
Q: What do bakers give people on special occasions?
A: Flours
Q: Why did the baker get arrested?
A: He was caught beating an egg.
Q: What did the yeast say to the bag of flour while working on their science project?
A: We Knead to be serious.
Q: Why did the baker lose his job?
A: He kept pinching the salt.
Q: What do they serve to drink in bakeries?
A: Baking soda.
Q: What does bread do after it’s done baking?
A: It loaf’s around.
Q: What do bakers have to do every morning before leaving?
A: Make sure their bread is made.
Q: What was the baker’s favorite Beatles song?
A: All you Knead is Loaf.
Q: What did the yeast say to the bakers flour?
A: I loaf you dough much.
Q: What does the Sourdough daddy do at night?
A: Tells breadtime stories.
Q: Why do bread jokes stay funny?
A: Because they never get mold.
Q: What was the baker’s favorite Pokemon?
A: Rhydon.
Q: What story do old loaves of bread tell?
A: Moldylocks and the three bears.
Q: Why was the baked good angry all the time?
A: It was a CROSSant. (croissant is a baked item)
Q: Why isn’t it fun to work in a bakery?
A: It’s a crumby place to work.
Q: Which type of biscuits can fly?
A: Plain ones
Q: What did they say about the old loaf’s song?
A: It’s a moldy but a goodie.
Q: What did the butter say to the bread?
A: I’m on a roll.
Q: What sport do tall loaves play?
A: Breadbasket ball.
Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
A: I saw you yeasterday.
Q: What game do bakers play inside a circle?
A: Marble bread.
