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Bowling Jokes

These funny bowling jokes are great for bowlers, kids, parents, teachers, athletes, coaches, PBA fans, AMC workers and anyone who enjoys professional or leisure bowling.

Bowling is a throwing sport in which a player rolls or throws a bowling ball towards a target. In pin bowling, the target is usually a setup of pins at the end of a lane.

This is the best collection of bowling jokes you’ll find online – and they are clean and safe for all ages!

Funny Bowling Jokes

Q: How quiet is a bowling alley?
A: So quiet that you can hear a pin drop.

Q: What did the bowling pins do after hearing a joke?
A: Fell down laughing.

Q: Why couldn’t the family go bowling?
A: The pins were on strike.

Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad bowler?
A: Her coach was a pumpkin.

Q: What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
A: They both want a Turkey (a turkey is 3 strikes bowled consecutively).

Q: Why is a good bowler a bad baseball player?
A: Because he gets so many strikes

Q: When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be?
A: When it’s full of fans.

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Q: Which famous bowler floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?
A: Muhammad Alley.

Q: When is a bowler like a baseball player?
A: When he sits on the bench.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a bowler and the Invisible Man?
A: Bowling like no one has ever seen.

Q: What kind of cats like to bowl?
A: Alley cats.

Q: Why are football players banned from bowling alleys?
A: They’re known to spike the ball.

Q: Why is bowling a better sport than golf?
A: It’s hard to lose a bowling ball.

Q: What excuse did the bowler give when he was accused of stealing?
A: I was framed!

Q: Which pirate bowler was know for his curving ball?
A: Captain Hook.

Q: Where do bowlers go when they need a new team shirt?
A: New Jersey.

Q: When should bowlers wear armor?
A: When they play knight games.

Q: Why do bowlers join unions?
A: They like strikes.

Q: Which bowler wears the biggest shoes?
A: The one with the biggest feet.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bo who?
Bo-ling is a fun sport.

Q: What did the team cry when it lost the PBA Tournament?
A: It was a bawling team.

Q: Where does Superman like to go bowling?
A: Lois Lanes.

Q: What’s the favorite part of the playground for bowlers?
A: The see-saws

Q: What was the name of the sequel to the movie about bowling pins?
A: Bowling ball returns.

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