Star Wars Puns – smart, witty, silly and all-around funny puns for Star Wars fans!
These are the best Star Wars Puns and they are entertaining for kids and adults of all ages. Puns about favorite Star Wars characters like Yoda, Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and more!
Witty Star Wars puns are especially fun on May 4th, which is “May the Fourth be With You day” around the world – or galaxy. These get a good laugh at Star Wars events also!
Star Wars Puns
Yoda got teased in jedi school because his last name was LayHeeHoo…
Training padawans sure does make the Dagobah…
Yodas favorite dinosaur was a Do-ceratops… because there is no Tri.
Clone Commander Bly liked to tell jokes to Aayla Secura because she always seemed so blue.
Little known fact: Emperor PALE-patine had a phobia about spending time in the sun.
Count Dooku threw steaks at Yoda so he could MEAT his destiny.
Young Chewbacca’s foolish errors were forgiven because they were typical wookie mistakes.
Master Tycho’s eyes crossed on the first day as a Jedi instructor because he couldn’t control his pupils!
Obi Wan had no siblings… there was only Wan Kenobi.
Yo-Yo-Da was the top celloist on the swamp planet of Dagobah
Mace Windu had no sense of humor, but he has been known to force a smile now and then.
Darth Waiter made a good living off of tips at the Death Star Diner…
Grogu was taught to play lacrosse by the Man-dad-lorian.
Boba Fett colored his hair with Manda L’Oréal… true story.
Kit Fisto was a good gardener because he had green thumb.
It was hard to tell when Luminara Unduli was feeling ill. She always looked a bit green…
Qui-Gon Jinn was a successful comedian because he was such a master of the Farce.
Wing Commander Diblen Harleys wore sunglasses on his first day as a flight instructor. He had heard his students were bright.
What did Han Solo do when he saw C3PO over a fire? Ewoked away.
Most popular vehicle on Dagobah was made by To-Yoda…
After teaching her grammer students, Ahsoka Tano liked to say “Metaphors be with you” as they left class…
I just learned that Adobe Wan Kenobi invented PDF files.
Luke was always invited to picnics because he had the forks with him.
Ahsoka my pinto beans before I cook ’em.
Bb-8 too much candy again and got sick.
Jango Fett my dog while I was on holiday.
Endor beginning, I can’t always tell.
Ewoked the door and wouldn’t wet me in!
The trip is Mustafar, so we are going to need a ride.
Princess Leia down and fell fast asleep.
When the Pamarthen bucaneer heard someone yell Lando, he dropped anchor!
Luke out! Here comes another Star Wars pun!
Vader minute while I find another pun.
Darth Maul’s teacher constantly had to tell him to Sith down and be quiet.
Anakin Skywalker pitched fast balls using a force seam grip.
Best way to communicate on Endor is with Ewokie talkies.
Kashyyyk was known for it’s Chocolate Chip Wookies.
Sweet potato to Luke Skywalker: I yam your father.
Droid mechanics are never lonely because they’re always making new friends.
Obi-Wan Can-not Be was always in denial when it came to Palpatine being evil.
Asajj Ventress loved the movie “Sith-teen Candles” as a teenager.
Whenever I ask Yoda to pay his rent, he’s always short.
Anakin actually started heading towards the dark side in the Sith Grade.
Doctors make the best Jedi because they have patients.
Side dish for lunch at the Death Star cafeteria today: Vader Tots!
Never shop at the Darth Maul on Black Friday. It’s too busy.
Obi Wan Baloney was known for using meat as a weapon.
Darth Vader levitated and Ella Vader never used stairs.
Paploo couldn’t make it as a pitcher on the Endor baseball team since Ewoked every batter.
Obi-Juan Kenobi was the most famous Spanish jedi.
Easy to unlock doors on Kashyyyk, just use a woo-key.
Gungans store food in Jar Jars.
Jabba eats dinner at Pizza Hutt.
Obi-Wannabe never could quite cut it as a Jedi.
Bubba Fett: most feared bounty hunter from Alabama.
Chewbacca website gave out the Empire’s secrets. It was called Wookieeleaks.
Famous Jedi rock star: Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
Yoda played short stop in Little League baseball.
Jango liked the Fett-ucine at the Kamino cafeteria.
The best corn at the state fair was grown by Maize Windu.
The best jedi dessert chef: Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Yoda had the worst body odor before he started using de-yoda-rant.
Boba Fett’s was known for his rendition of Jango bells on Christmas Eve.
Darth Vader always choked at sports competitions.
Overheard at the dentist office today: “May the floss be with you”
Darth Vader went to the concert to find the hidden rebel bass.
Luke Skywalker always know what he’s getting for Christmas because he feels the presence.
Bo-Katan Kryze was a great Womandalorian.
Emperor Palpatine liked his toast on the dark side.
