Hamster Jokes

Clean hamster jokes for kids are here! This is the best collection of hamster jokes, hamster riddles, hamster puns and knock-knock jokes about hamster anywhere. We love clean jokes for kids, so get ready to have some fun!

These silly hamster jokes are great for parents, teachers, vets, pet store workers, hamster lovers and are clean jokes for kids of all ages. Hamster humor and jokes about pet hamsters is popular because they are such a popular pet. In the United States alone, around 1.5 million households have a hamster as a pet!

If you’re looking for more clean jokes for kids for a different animal, check out this listing of Animal Jokes for Kids. For hamster humor, keep reading below and you’ll find our all the silly hamster jokes you’ll ever need!

Fun Facts about Hamsters: Hamsters are fascinating little creatures known for their cheek pouches, which they use to store food and carry it back to their burrows, sometimes filling them so much that they can look quite comical! They are nocturnal animals, meaning they are most active at night, and can run up to five miles on their wheels during this time. That’s a lot of running!

Silly Hamster Jokes

  1. Why don’t hamsters play in the jungle?
    To many cheetahs…

  2. Why did the hamster bring it’s car to the body shop?
    It was ro-dented.

  3. Why did the girl put oil on her hamster?
    It squeaked too much.

  4. Who is the only Bengal hamsters are fans of?
    Joe Burrow (quarterback, Cincinatti Bengals: Joe Burrow)

  5. What comic strip do hamsters like most?
    Get Fuzzy.

  6. Where do hamsters go to retire?
    Hamsterdam.

  7. Why did the mother hamster tell such quick bedtime stories?
    She only had a small tail.

  8. Why do hamsters stay inside during thunderstorms?
    They know it’s raining cats and dogs!

  9. What was the name of the hamster who wore a top hat?
    Abrahamster Lincoln

  10. Why did the hamster run away on foot?
    He didn’t have his wheel.

    More About Hamsters: There are several species of hamsters, with the Syrian hamster being the largest and often kept as a pet. These social animals enjoy digging and burrowing, which is why providing them with plenty of bedding and tunnels in their habitat is essential for their happiness. Did you know that hamsters have a unique ability to regrow their teeth? They continuously grow throughout their lives, which makes them expert nibblers!

    More Clean Hamster Jokes

    What do they call a mommy hamster from the Netherlands?
    ‘Amster Dame.

    Why did the hamster quit her job as a chef?
    She wasn’t happy with the celery.

    What happens when a hamster jumps in water?
    It gets wet…

    Why did the hamster get into an accident?
    He fell asleep at the wheel.

    Where did the hamster deposit her paycheck?
    Into her shavings account

    What do you call a wireless mouse?
    A Hamster.

    What do military hamsters live?
    In a tank.

    Why do hamsters eat vegetables?
    Because they’re hungry…

    What do hamsters have that no other animals have?
    Baby hamsters.

    What did they call the giant hamster in outer space?
    A hamsteroid.

    What’s the difference between a hamster and a mouse?
    You can’t use a hamster for a computer.

    Why did the hamster spend all day in their exercise ball?
    It was on a roll.

    Why did the hamster run so much?
    It was wheely good at it.

    What do you call a hamster before it becomes a pro?
    A hamateur.

    Why did the teacher send the hamster to the principals office?
    For being cheeky in class.

    Hamster Puns

    These funny hamster puns are pretty cheeky!

    • I was wondering why my hamster was getting so fat… then it became a parent.
    • My hamster thinks storing food in his cheeks is a fun game… we call it hide-and-cheek.
    • Did you hear about the Hamster who worked in IT? He removed cookies by eating them…
    • My pet smells like bacon… probably because it’s a hamster.
    • I tried to feed my baby hamsters but was told babies shouldn’t eat hamsters.
    • My hamster tricked me into feeding him more treats… He’s such a scamster.