Funny Panda Jokes for kids, parents, teachers and everyone who loves panda bears! This collection of Panda Bear Jokes is one of the biggest you’ll find.
Panda bears spend about 12 hours a day eating bamboo, which makes up over 99% of their diet, despite being classified as carnivores. They have a unique “pseudo-thumb” that helps them grasp bamboo, and their playful antics make them one of the most beloved animals in the world.
Panda bears are popular with children for their cute appearance, gentle nature, unique behavior, cultural representation, and conservation symbol: Pandas can inspire kids to care about animals and the environment. Kids also love pandas thanks to books, shows and movies – like Kung Fu Panda.
Jokes About Pandas
Q: What do pandas say on Halloween?
A: Bam-BOO!
Q: What kind of hugs do pandas give?
A: Bear hugs!
Q: How do pandas keep cool in summer?
A: They use bear conditioning.
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A panda bear with a bad sunburn.
Q: How did the hurt panda get to the hospital?
A: In a bamboo-lance.
Q: How do pandas send letters?
A: By bear mail.
Q: What do you get when you cross a panda bear and a harp?
A: A bear-faced lyre.
Q: What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A: A panda bear rolling down a hill.
Q: Why are pandas dangerous when eating?
A: Bamboo shoots.
Q: What color socks do pandas wear?
A: They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet!
Q: What happens when a panda bumps their knee?
A: They get a bambooboo…
Q: What do you call a panda bear at the North Pole?
A: Lost.
Q: What do panda cowboys wear around their necks?
A: Pandanas.
Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they’re in black and white.
Q: What do pandas order for breakfast?
A: Panda-cakes.
Q: What do you call a panda who has no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
Q: Why do pandas seem so lazy?
A: They do the bear minimum.
Q: What do Mexican Pandas like to eat?
A: Bear-ittos!
Q: What is black and white and blue?
A: A sad panda.
Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled?
A: Because its mommy panda’d to it.
Q: Why did the panda bear swim across the river?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: What do you get when you cross a panda with a pig?
A: A Teddy boar.
Silly Panda Jokes
Q: Why don’t panda bears like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it.
Q: What do pandas eat for dessert during the summer?
A: Fresh blue-beary pie.
Q: What did the not-so-smart bear say?
A: Pan-duh.
Q: What club is for young panda bears?
A: Cub Scouts.
Q: How does a panda stop a DVD?
A: By pressing the “paws” button.
Q: How do pandas travel long distances?
A: By bear-o-plane.
Q: When is a panda bear not a panda bear?
A: When it’s in a grizzly mood.
Q: Why kind of movies do pandas like?
A: Old ones because they are in black and white.
Q: Where do you find panda bears?
A: It depends on where you lost them.
Q: What do you call a bear who never wants to grow up?
A: Peter Panda.
Q: Why do panda bears have fur coats?
A: Because they would look silly in ski jackets.
Q: How did the panda lose his money?
A: It was bamboozled..
Q: What is it called when you dream that panda bears are chasing you?
A: A bitemare!
Q: What do pandas use to cook their food?
A: A pan, duh!
Panda Bear Riddles
Riddle: Which letters are needed to spell Panda?
Answer: Just P and A…
Riddle: What do panda bears have that no other animal can have?
Answer: Baby Panda Bears.
Panda Puns
Pandas have thick hairy coats fur protection…
The zookeeper had something to say about the twin pandas that bears repeating….
What did the panda say before relaying an unhappy message? Sorry to be the bearer of bad news…
All the panda bears came down with the same illness… they say it may be a panda-emic.
The New Year’s party at the zoo had so many guests… it was panda-monium.
Panda Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
I’m a panda!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peter.
Peter who?
Peter Panda!
