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This page is filled with clean, safe jokes for kids of all ages. Great for parents, teachers, train enthusiasts and kids. You’ll find jokes about Thomas, Percy, Harold, Toby and more.
Fun Fact: Thomas the Tank Engine was created by Reverend W. Awdry for his son Christopher. Awdry originally told the Railway stories to his son before bed!
Thomas the Train Jokes
Q: Which train is the best at cooking breakfast?
A: Eggward
Q: Which engine is always out of money?
A: Spentser
Q: What did Thomas say after Gordon helped him out of the mineshaft?
A: Tank you!
Q: Who is the island of Sodor’s brother?
A: SoWindow.
Q: At what time does Duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Tram Engine and Shakespeare?
A: Toby or not toby, that is the question.
Q: Why can’t Duck help the other engines on Sodor?
A: Because his windshield is qwacked.
Q: What do you call a tank engine with a cold?
A: Achoo-achoo train.
Q: Which does Sir Topham Hat put on his toast?
A: Traffic jam
Q: How do you get into Sodor?
A: Ring the Sodorbell.
Q: Why can’t Gordon sit down?
A: Because he has a tender behind
Q: What is Rocky’s favorite lullaby?
A: Rocky bye baby, on the tree top.
Q: What food do they serve at the Sodor cafeteria?
A: Mighty Mac ‘n Cheese
Q: What did they say when they caught Bertie sleeping on the job?
A: You’re BUSted!
Q: What olympic event does Percy like most?
A: Track
Q: What snack do they serve at the Sodor docks?
A: Salty Pretzels.
Q: What do you get if you cross a toe with a hornet?
A: Toby!
Q: How does Thomas think you can make a Diesel more useful?
A: By turning it into a steamie!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Tram Engine and Shakespeare?
A: Toby or not toby, that is the question!
Q: How do you improve the appearance of a Diesel?
A: Put it between two Steamies
Q: Why did Bertie cross the road?
A: To get to the train station.
Q: What do you call a thomas train that likes gum?
A: A chew, chew train.
Q: Whats the difference between Diesel 10 and a shopping cart?
A: A shopping cart is easier to push.
Q: What did Duck say to Sir Topham Hat after the robbery?
A: Let’s quack this case!
Q: What do they call Harold when he wobbles as he flies?
A: A jellicopter
Q: What does Duck watch on TV?
A: Duck-umentaries!
Q: How do the steamies say good bye?
A: Percy you later!
