Klondike Kat always gets his mouse!
You may remember that line from watching Klondike Kat, a short feature cartoon that appeared between segments of Underdog. Underdog is a cartoon that ran in the mid-sixties.
If you haven’t seen it, then check your local library or search online for it because it is great fun. I was able to get a “greatest episodes” disc for my 10-year old son and he absolutely loved it.
Klondike Kat Jokes
Q: How do you know if Klondike Kat’s eaten a duck?
A: He’s got that down in the mouth look.
Q: What kind of musician is Klondike Kat?
A: He’s a Purr-cussionists.
Q: Why did Klondike Kat put the letter “M” into the refrigerator?
A: To turn “ice” into “mice”
Q: What happened when Klondike Kat ate the clown fish?
A: He felt funny.
Q: What’s the first thing Klondike Kat does in the morning?
A: He wakes up.
Q: How do you know Klondike Kat used your computer?
A: Your mouse has teeth marks on it
Q: How does Klondike Kat get what he wants?
A: With purr-suasion.
Q: How is Klondike Kat like a coin?
A: It has a head on one side and tail on the other
Q: How does Klondike Kat sing scales?
A: Do-ri-me-ow
Q: Why can’t Klondike Kat play Go Fish?
A: He gets too distracted by the fish.
Q: Why did Klondike Kat pour oil on Savoir-Faire?
A: Because he squeaked.
Q: Why was Klondike Kat so crabby?
A: He was in a bad mewd.
Q: Why is Klondike Kat such good piano player?
A: Because he’s very mewsical.
Q: What do you call Klondike Kat’s police force?
A: Claw enforcement.
Q: Why was Klondike Kat grouchy?
A: Bad mewed.
Q: Which vegetable is Klondike Kat’s favorite?
A: As-purr-agus.
Q: What is Klondike Kat’s favorite cereal?
A: Mice Krispies.
Q: What does Klondike Kat like to eat on hot days?
A: Mice cream cones.
Q: What kind of yard work does Klondike Kat like the most?
A: Meowing the lawn.
Q: Why did Klondike Kat cross the road
A: It was the Savoir-Faire’s day off.
Q: What do you get when you cross Klondike Kat with Kris Kringle?
A: Santa Claws.
Q: Why did Klondike Kat run away from the tree?
A: It was afraid of the bark!
Q: What did Klondike Kat say when Savoir-Faire ate his food?
A: You gotta be kitten me.
Q: What did the space alien say to Klondike Kat?
A: Take me to your litter.
Q: What happens when you give Klondike Kat a Rubik’s cube?
A: He gets purr-plexed.
Q: What does Klondike Kat read in the morning?
A. The mewspaper
Q: What do you call a painting of Klondike Kat?
A: A paw-trait
Q: What dis they call it when Klondike Kat won the dog show?
A: A cat-has-trophy
Q: Why is Klondike Kat such a terrible story teller?
A. Because he only has one tail.
Q: Why is Klondike Kat so good at video games?
A: Because he starts with nine lives!
Q: What is Klondike Kat’s favorite color?
A. Purrr-ple
Q: What game did Klondike Kat like to play with Savoir-Faire?
A. Catch
Q: What is a Klondike Kat’s favorite song?
A: Three Blind Mice!
Q: What happens when Klondike Kat drinks vinegar?
A: He get a sourpuss
Q: What is Klondike Kat’s favorite show on TV?
A: The evening mews.
Q: What is a Klondike Kat’s favorite brand of car?
A: The Catillac.
Q: Why did Klondike Kat eat a plate of cheese?
A: So he could wait for Savoir-Faire with baited breath.
Q: What do you call Klondike Kat after he sucked on a lemon?
A: A sour puss
Q: What did the Savoir-Faire say when Klondike Kat grabbed his tail?
A: That’s the end of me.
Q: What does Klondike Kat use to make his coffee?
A: A purr-colator.
Q: What does Klondike Kat use to style his hair?
A: A catacomb.
Q: What was Klondike Kat’s favorite school subject?
A: HISSSStory.
Q: What does Klondike Kat do when he gets mad at Savoir-Faire?
A: It has a hissy fit.
Q: During which month does Klondike Kat meow the least often?
A: February, because it’s the shortest month.
Q: What is Klondike Kats favorite birthday party game?
A: Mews-ical chairs
Q: What grade did Klondike Kat get on his math test?
A: A Purrrr-fect score!
Q: What is the difference between a comma and Klondike Kat?
A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
Q: What is the title of the unauthorized autobiography of Klondike Kat?
A: Hiss and Tell.
Q: What is Klondike Kat’s favorite magazine?
A: Good Mousekeeping.
Q: On which side does Klondike Kat have the most fur?
A: The outside.
