Have a good laugh with this great collection of jokes about tennis.
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Fun tennis fact: The longest tennis match in history lasted about 11 hours and was played between John Isner and Nicolas Mahut at Wimbledon in 2010.
Funny Tennis Jokes
Q: Why don’t fish play tennis?
A: Because there afraid of the net.
Q: At what sport to waiters do really well?
A: Tennis, because they’re such great servers.
Q: What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?
A: See you round.
Q: Where did the tennis players go on their date?
A: The tennis ball.
Q: Why do they serve strawberries at Wimbledon?
A: Because they’re delicious!
Q: What comes before tennis?
Q: Which tennis player is really a space alien?
A: Venus Williams.
Q: What comes after tennis?
Q: How can you tell if your tennis opponent doesn’t like your serve?
A: They keep returning it.
Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport?
A: Because the players raise a racquet.
Q: What do you serve but never eat?
A: Tennis balls.
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Q: Why didn’t the tennis player change the light bulb?
A: He refused to admit it was out!
Q: What was Serena Williams’ favorite number?
A: Tenn-is her favorite number.
Q: What was the celebrity tennis player’s favorite city?
Q: Why don’t fish make good tennis players?
A: They refuse to get close to the net.
Q: Why do tennis matches take hours to complete?
A: It’s because the lines are long.
Q: Why do tennis players have low self-esteem?
A: They have too many faults.
Q: What has 4 legs and grunts a lot?
A: A “doubles” tennis team.
Tennis my favorite number!
Q: Which tennis tournament never closes?
A: The U.S. OPEN.
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Q: When does a British tennis match end?
A: When it’s Wimble-DONE
Q: Which state has the most tennis players?
Q: Why is a tennis game a noisy game?
A: Because each player raises a racket.