Star Wars Jokes for Kids

May the farce be with you. This collection of Star Wars jokes for kids will have the whole family laughing. Looking for Darth Vader jokes, we have them. How about Yoda jokes? We have those too!

Star Wars Obi Wan Kenobi
Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi are in a Chinese restaurant and Luke can’t figure out how to use the chopsticks. Finally, Obi-Wan says, “Use the forks, Luke.”

We can’t force you to laugh at these Star Wars jokes, but there’s a good chance that these are the best Star Wars jokes in the galaxy!

Q: Who serves food at the Death Star restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter

Q: What do you call the person who brings dinner to a rancor?
A: The appetizer.

Q: How do Ewoks contact each other when they’re apart?
A: Ewokie Talkies

Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his hair?
A: Chocolate Chip Wookie

Q: What did the Jedi say to the sheep?
A: May the force be with ewe.

Q: What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?
A: I yam your father.

Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because it’s always making new friends.

Q: What do you call a Jedi who’s in denial?
A: Obi-Wan Can-not Be

Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?
A: Because he’s always short.

Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.

Q: When did the Jedi start to think Anakin was heading towards the dark side?
A: When he was in the Sith Grade.

Q: What do Whiphids say after they kiss?
A: Ouch!

Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because they have patients (Jedi need patience).

Q: What do you call potatoes that turn to the dark side?
A: Vader Tots.

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What was the name of Darth Vader's sister?
Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothes?
A: The Darth Maul

Q: What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
A: “The”

Q: Which Star Wars Jedi uses meat for a weapon?
A: Obi Wan Baloney.

Q: What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?
A: Use the fork Luke.

Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob

Q: Why was the bantha milk blue?
A: It missed it’s mommy.

Q: Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?
A: Ewoked every batter.

Q: What do you call a Spanish jedi?
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi

Q: What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has?
A: Baby Jawas.

Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookie?
A: Mmmmm, chewie

Q: How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
A: With a woo-key

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Q: What do Gungans store food in?
A: Jar Jars

Q: What did Obi-Wan Kenobi do when he needed money?
A: He got a bank clone (bank loan)

Q: What do you call two suns fighting each other?
A: Star Wars