Looking for Ninja jokes? Check out this collection of jokes about ninjas.
Ninjas are people who are trained and highly skilled in the Japanese art of Ninjutsu.
Ninjas are also one of the most popular Halloween costumes for kids! Here are some fun kids ninja jokes.
Jokes about Ninjas
Q: What do ninja’s drink during the summer?
A: Karah Tea
Q: Why did the ninja go to college?
A: He wanted to be a ninja-neer.
Q: Why was the ninja told after his job interview?
A: You’re Hy’aad!
Q: How will you know when you’ve met a ninja?
A: The grim reaper will tell you!
Q: What’s a ninja’s favorite Halloween game?
Q: How did the ninja beat the pig?
A: With a pork-chop.
Q: Where do ninja get supplies?
A: The Stealth Food Store
Q: What was the ninja’s reply when Charlie Brown asked him for a kite?
A: I have nun-chuck.
Q: Where do ninja zombies train?
A: On a ninja training corpse.
Q: Why do ninja’s make good Halloween guests?
A: They’re great at carving Jack-o-lanterns!
Q: What did the ninja sing after beating an army of skeletons?
A: Bad to the Bone
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Q: Why did the bad guy cross the road?
A: To get away from a ninja!
Q: What do you call a surprise party for a ninja?
A: A very bad idea!
Q: How do you ask a ninja to leave?
A: Say Ninjago!
Q: Why was the ninja kicked out of Hollywood?
A: For throwing stars!
Q: What football position do ninjas like most?
Q: What do ninjas order at restaurants?
Q: What do ninjas like to play during recess?
Q: What did the pirate ninja say to the buccaneer?
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Q: What was the ninja doing on the island of Sodor?
A: He wanted to be an ninja-neer.
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