One of the biggest collections of Minecraft jokes you’ll find online that is family-friendly and safe for kids.
If you’re looking for jokes about Steve, Mobs, Creepers, Endermen, Skeletons, Wolves, Villagers, Witches, Ghasts (and more), then this is for you.
Q: Hear about the creeper that went to a party?
A: He had a BLAST!
Q: Which musical instrument do skeletons play?
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?
A: He had no body to dance with?
Q: What kind of music do Minecraft players listen to?
A: Bed-rock and roll.
Q: What do Australian Creepers use to hunt?
Q: What do they teach in witch school?
Q: What did Steve say when he was angry at a skeleton?
A: I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
Q: What do skeletons order at the village restaurant?
A: Spare ribs
Q: What kind of makeup do witches wear?
Q: What did the zombie say to the villager?
A: Nice to eat you.
Q: What is a Creepers favorite food?
Q: Do you hear about the Minecraft movie?
A: It’s a blockbuster.
Q: What is a witch with poison ivy called?
A: An itchy witchy.
Q: Which band always plays at the Minecraft New Year’s party?
A: The Village People
Q: Why can’t the Ender Dragon ever understand a book?
A: Because he always starts at the end.
Q: How are ocelots like m&m’s.
A: You can’t just have one.
Q: What do witches put in their hair?
A: Scare spray
Q: Why didn’t the enderman cross the road?
A: Because he teleported.
Q: How do zombies get so good at Minecraft?
Q: Where does Steve rent movies?
Q: What kind of parties do Minecraft players have?
A: Block parties.
Q: What did Charlie Brown say when Steve broke his baseball bat?
A: You Blockhead!
Q: Why did the mushroom make such a good roommate?
A: It’s a real fungi.
Q: What is Cobblestone’s favorite type of music?
A: Rock music.
Q: What did the chicken say to the cow?
A: Nice to meat you.
Q: What tops off a Creeper’s ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.
Q: How does Steve measure his shoe size?
A: In Square Feet.
Q: Why did the Creeper cross the road?
A: To get to the other Sssssssssside
Q: What did the chicken say to the sheep?
A: Nice to meet ewe.
Q: Which rock band do skeletons like most?
A: The Grateful Dead
Q: How did Steve make the skeleton laugh?
A: He tickled it’s funny bone.
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Q: Which country do ghasts like the most?
A: The Nether-Lands!
Q: What city do most wolves live?
A: Howllywood, California
Q: Where do miners sleep?
A: On their bed-rocks
Q: What do you call a skeleton that sits around all day?
A: A lazy bone.
Q: What did the chicken say to the ocean?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why did the sailor bring gold, silver and iron into his boat?
A: He needed ores (oars).
Q: What was the name of the Minecraft boy band?
A: New Kids on the Block.
Q: Why can’t you score against Minecraft basketball players?
A: They know how to block.
Q: What is the official sport of Minecraft?
Q: Why did the creeper cross the road?
A: Because there was an ocelot chasing him.
Q: Why aren’t there cars in Minecraft?
A: The streets are blocked off.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton like to fly?
A: He had no guts
Q: Why couldn’t the minecraft player join the army?
A: He was a miner.
Q: What did Steve say to his girlfriend?
A: I dig you.
Q: How do villagers stay fit?
A: They jog around the block.
Q: What did the sheep say after trying to eat a cactus?
A: Accidents Wool happen.
Q: What’s the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?
A: One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny
Q: Where do you shear a sheep?
A: At the baa-baa shop.
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body.
Q: What time is it when ten ocelots chase Steve?
A: Ten after One.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts.
Q: How does Steve avoid getting sunburn?
Q: What did the skeleton say to the hungry wolf?
A: Bone Appetit
Q: What did the minecraft turkey say?
A: Cobble, cobble, cobble!
Q: How do you make things change direction in Minecraft?
A: You block their way.
Q: How does Steve get exercise?
A: By running around the block.
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Q: What is a creeper’s favorite subject?
Q: What do minecraft friends do for fun on the weekend?
A: Go to square dances.
Q: Why could’t the miner get to his diamonds?
A: Something blocked his way
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit.