Jokes About Softball

Check out this great collection of jokes about softball, including softball riddles and knock-knock jokes.

Q: What did the softball glove say to the softball? A: Catch you later.

Softball was actually invented as an indoor sport in Chicago in 1887. It has been called indoor baseball, mush ball, playground, softbund ball, kitten ball, and ladies’ baseball (because it’s also played by women). It was nameed softball in 1926.

Jokes about Softball

Q: Why did the softball player go to the car dealer?
A: She wanted a sales pitch.

Q: Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?
A: New Jersey.

Q: Why is a softball umpire like an angry chicken?
A: They both have fowl mouths.

Q: What do softball players put their food on?
A: Home plates.

Q: Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd base, or from 2nd base to 3rd base?
A: 2nd to 3rd because there is a short stop in the middle.

Q: When should softball players wear armor?
A: When they play knight games.

Q: What did the softball player do when the coach said to steal second?
A: She stole the base and went home.

Q: Why do girls softball players love playing so much?
A: Because diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

Q: Where do softball bats wash up?
A: In the bat tub.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a softball pitcher with a carpet?
A: A throw rug.

Q: How do softball players stay cool?
A: By sitting next to the fans.

Q: How is a softball team like a pancake?
A: They both need good batters.

Q: Which animal is best at hitting a softball?
A: The bat.

Q: What did the softball glove say to the softball?
A: Catch you later.

Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A softball team

Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!

Q: Which softball player wears the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet!

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tess me.
Tess me who?
Tess me the softball!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson like playing softball?
A: Because he only had to wear one glove!