This is the best collection of dolphin jokes online. Safe for kids, dolphunny for anyone!
Did you know that the orca is the biggest dolphin. It’s sometimes called a killer whale, it’s actually a member of the dolphin family!
There’s nothing fishy about these jokes about dolphins – because dolphins aren’t fish!
Q: Where do women dolphins keep their money?
A: In their octopurse.
Q: How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?
A: They Flipper coin.
Q: What do dolphin use for money?
A: Sand dollars!
Q: How did the dolphin get to the hospital?
A: In a clambulance.
Q: Why did the dolphin feel grumpy?
A: He ate too many crabs.
Q: What birthday party game do dolphin like to play?
A: Salmon Says.
Q: Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?
A: Because they work below C-Level.
Q: Why did the dolphin cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: Do dolphins ever do things by accident?
A: No, they do everything on porpoise.
Q: If dolphins lived on land, which country would they live in?
Q: Why don’t dolphins play tennis?
A: Because they’re afraid of the net.
Q: Did you know that dolphins can also squirt ink?
A: Just Squidding!
Q: What is a dolphin’s favorite game show?
A: Whale of fortune.
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Q: What do dolphins need to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin Sea.
Q: Where do dolphins sleep?
A: In water beds.
Q: Who helps injured dolphins?
Q: What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?
A: Her glass flipper.
Q: How do did the octupus make the dolphin laugh?
A: With ten-tickles!
Q: Why did the two dolphins get married?
A: They were head over fins in love.
Q: What country do dolphins like most?
Q: Where do dolphin races end?
A: The dolphinish line!
Q: How did the dolphin feel after winning the race?
Q: What did people say when the dolphin walked on water?
A: It was just a fluke. (Note: a dolphin’s tale is called a fluke)
Q: What did the baby dolphin do when he was upset?
A: He whale-d
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Q: What was the dolphin’s favorite animal at the zoo?
Q: What was the dolphin’s favorite movie?
A: A Dolphin Tale.
Q: What did the mommy dolphin do when her son was an hour late for dinner?
A: She flipped!