Dolphin Jokes

This is the best collection of dolphin jokes online. Safe for kids, dolphunny for anyone!

Dolphin Jokes for Everyone
Dolphins are mammals!

Did you know that the orca is the biggest dolphin. It’s sometimes called a killer whale, it’s actually a member of the dolphin family!

There’s nothing fishy about these jokes about dolphins – because dolphins aren’t fish!

Q: Where do women dolphins keep their money?
A: In their octopurse.

Q: How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?
A: They Flipper coin.

Q: What do dolphin use for money?
A: Sand dollars!

Q: How did the dolphin get to the hospital?
A: In a clambulance.

Q: Why did the dolphin feel grumpy?
A: He ate too many crabs.

Q: What birthday party game do dolphin like to play?
A: Salmon Says.

Q: Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?
A: Because they work below C-Level.

Q: Why did the dolphin cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Do dolphins ever do things by accident?
A: No, they do everything on porpoise.

Q: If dolphins lived on land, which country would they live in?
A: Finland.

Q: Why don’t dolphins play tennis?
A: Because they’re afraid of the net.

Q: Did you know that dolphins can also squirt ink?
A: Just Squidding!

Q: What is a dolphin’s favorite game show?
A: Whale of fortune.

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Q: What do dolphins need to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin Sea.

Q: Where do dolphins sleep?
A: In water beds.

Q: Who helps injured dolphins?
A: Sturgeons!

Q: What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?
A: Her glass flipper.

Q: How do did the octupus make the dolphin laugh?
A: With ten-tickles!

Q: Why did the two dolphins get married?
A: They were head over fins in love.

Q: What country do dolphins like most?
A: Dolph-Finland

Q: Where do dolphin races end?
A: The dolphinish line!

Q: How did the dolphin feel after winning the race?
A: Dolphintastic!

Q: What did people say when the dolphin walked on water?
A: It was just a fluke. (Note: a dolphin’s tale is called a fluke)

Q: What did the baby dolphin do when he was upset?
A: He whale-d

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Q: What was the dolphin’s favorite animal at the zoo?
A: D’olphint

Q: What was the dolphin’s favorite movie?
A: A Dolphin Tale.

Q: What did the mommy dolphin do when her son was an hour late for dinner?
A: She flipped!