Corn Jokes

If you’re looking for jokes about corn, then this collection of corn jokes is for you. Especially popular around holidays like Thanksgiving, corn jokes are fun any time of the year.

These funny corn jokes are perfect for teachers, chefs, parents, farmers, gardeners and kids of all ages. They are clean (shucked?), safe and family-friendly.

Fun facts about corn: Iowa, Illinois, Nebraska and Minnesota grow the most corn in the United States. Corn is one of the top ten most popular foods served at Thanksgiving in the United States. Maize is another name for corn.

Corn Jokes for Kids

Q: What do you tell maize after it graduates from high school?
A: Corn-gratulations.

Q: Why were all the corn stalks afraid of Jimmy?
A: Because Jimmy cracks corn and he don’t care.

Q: What is corn oil use for?
A: To stop corn from squeaking.

Q: What kind of amphibian lives in a corn field?
A: A corned toad.

Q: What did the corn say when he received a compliment?
A: Aw, shucks.

Q: What is corn oil use for?
A: Corn cars.

Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer.

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Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: Both have lots of kernels.

Q: How do they describe the Iowa State fair?
A: It’s like a corn-ival.

Q: What is a buccaneer?
A: A fair price for corn.

Q: Where does corn go for vacation?
A: Lake Earie. (Lake Erie)

Q: What did the farmer give his wife for Valentines day?
A: Corn Rows.

Q: What do you get when a truck runs over a corn cob?
A: Creamed corn.

Q: If corn oil comes from corn, what does baby oil come from?
A: Minerals. What did you think I was going to say?

Q: Where does ghost corn go to haunt people?
A: Lake Eerie.

Q: What do they call the best student at Corn University?
A: The A-corn.

Q: Who is maize’s dad?
A: Pop corn.

Q: What do corn stalk’s raise?
A: Cornish Game Hens.

Q: What is the most mythical vegetable?
A: The unicorn.

Q: What do you call corn that’s been frightened.
A: Screamed corn.

Q: What do corn use as money?
A: Corn bread.

Q: How do you describe Halloween corn?
A: It’s eerie.

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Q: Who was the greatest baseball corn player of all time?
A: Ty Cob.

Q: What do farmers do on Christmas eve?
A: Hang the corn stalkings over the fireplace.

Q: What did baby corn say to mom corn?
A: Where’s pop corn?

Q: What has many ears but cannot hear?
A: A field of corn.

Q: Why was everyone letting the corn tell them what to do?
A: He was the kernal.

Q: What do corn cobs call their fathers?
A: Pop corn.

Q: Why did the corn stalk stop moving?
A: It ran out of corn oil.

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.

Q: Why was the kernal comedian booed off the stage?
A: All of his jokes were corny.

Q: What do you get when you cross a corn cob and a cow?
A: Corned Beef.

Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf and maize?
A: A corn dog.

Q: Why is corn such a good listener?
A: Because it’s all ears!

Q: What was the name of the vegetable police squad that rode motorcycles?
A: Corn CHiPs.

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Q: What kind of corn can you eat but never grows?
A: Candy corn.

Q: What do you call a cow who trips in a corn field?
A: Corned beef.

Q: Why doesn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
A: Because they’re always too corny.

Q: Why was the corn put in jail?
A: It was a corn stalker.

Q: Why couldn’t the corn answer the door?
A: It was in the can.

I was going to tell you another joke but it was too corny…

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