Outer Space Jokes

Funny outer space jokes for kids make for great family fun. These space jokes are out of this world!

If you’re looking for clean space jokes, puns, riddles and knock-knock jokes about space, stars, planets, astronauts and aliens, then this is the collection for you.

These kids space jokes are great for parents, teachers, babysitters, science teachers, sci-fi fans and children of all ages. They’re also great for parties!

Space is always a fascinating topic for kids. These jokes make it something to laugh at, too!

Space Jokes for Kids

Q: How do aliens keep their pants up?
A: With an asteroid belt.

Q: Why can’t aliens play golf in space?
A: Too many black holes.

Q: Why did the alien throw a steak on the comet?
A: He wanted it meaty-or.

Q. Who was the first deer to travel through outer space?
A. BUCK Rogers. (male deers are called bucks)

Q: What did the space alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.

Q. What do aliens use to build walls on the moon?
A. Moon beams.

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Q: How do aliens pay for coffee?
A: With starbucks

Q: What do Martians like to drink on hot days?
A: Gravi-TEA.

Q: Why did the aliens kidnap a wizard after they broke down?
A: They needed a flying sorcerer.

Q: What do you say to a 3-headed space creature?
A: Hello. Hello. Hello.

Q: Why did the dwarf star go to school?
A: To become brighter.

Q: What kind of crazy bugs live on the moon?
A: Luna-ticks.

Q: Why don’t space aliens lick circus clowns?
A: They taste too funny.

Q: What’s a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.

Q: What do farmers need to create crop circles?
A: A Pro-tractor.

Q. Where in the solar system can you find the most change?
A. The moon – it keeps changing quarters.

Q: Why was Mickey Mouse wandering around outer space?
A: He was searching for Pluto.

Q: What do you call an insane space traveler?
A: An astro-NUT.

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Q. How do you get a baby to sleep in outer space?
A. You rocket…

Q. What meal do astronauts eat after breakfast?
A. Launch…

Q: Why was the alien so interested in light years?
A: They have less calories and he was on a diet.

Q: Which type of music do planets like to listen to?
A: Neptunes.

Q: What do you call a space ship with water dripping from it?
A: A crying saucer.

Q: How do you know when the moon has eaten enough for dinner?
A: It’s full.

Q: Why did the cow want to be abducted by space aliens?
A: It wanted to visit the mooooooon.

Q: Why did the cereal loving alien visit our solar system?
A: He needed to visit the milky way.

Q: What do Martians serve their dinner on?
A: Flying Saucers.

Q: How do alien poets write their poems?
A: In Uni-verses.

Q: What do you call a loony spaceman?
A: An astro-nut.

Q: Why did the restaurant on the moon get poor reviews?
A: There was no atmosphere…

Q: Why did the aliens need maids on their space ships?
A: To clean up the cosmic dust.

Q: What type of book does planet Saturn write?
A: Comet books!

Q. Where to space cows live?
A. On the MOOn.

Q: What do you get when you cross a space alien and a kangaroo?
A: A Mars-upial.

Q: What do you call an alien who has six eyes?
A: An aliiiiiien.

Q: Why did the alien visit the zoo?
A: To see a Millennium Falcon.

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Q: What do aliens wear to formal events?
A: Space suits.

Q: Why did the alien go to the doctor?
A: He looked a little green

Q: What did the space alien like to read to her children?
A: Comet books.

Q. What do you give an angry alien?
A. Lots of space.

Q: Where do aliens park their UFO’s?
A: Next to a parking meteor.

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: He was trying to find Pluto.

Q: What did the space alien say to the landscaper?
A: Take me to your weeder.

Q: Why don’t space monster eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!

Q. How do astronauts serve meals?
A. On saucers.

Q: Why did the cows go into outer space?
A: To visit the milky way.

Q. What do you give a frightened alien?
A. Plenty of space.

Q: Where do astronauts pay to park their rocket ships?
A: A parking meteor.

Q: Which farm animal was the first in space?
A: A cow – it jumped over the moon!

Q: What did the space alien say to the tomato plant when he landed in the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder.

Q: Where do space aliens go to college?
A: Universe-ities.

Q: What was the alien using the computer?
A: To update his Spacebook status.

Q: What did the space alien ask the cat?
A: Can you take me to your litter?

Q: What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A: A Mars bar.

Q. What is the farthest you can travel for free?
A. Around the Sun – and you do it every year.

Q. How much money is the moon worth?
A. A dollar – because it has four quarters.

Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!

Q. How did the lamb get to the moon?
A. In a space sheep.

Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.

Q. How do you organize a rocket launch?
A. You planet.

Q. Which robot always took an alternate route?
A. R2 detour.

Q: What’s the most popular vehicle for space aliens?
A: Saturns

Q. How does NASA know there is life on Mars?
A. They keep finding parking tickets on the rover.

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Q. What keeps the moon up?
A. Moon beams.

Q. Why shouldn’t you pick a green alien for your baseball team?
A. They’re not ripe yet.

Q: What do Martians drink when they have tummy aches?
A: Ginger Ale-ien

Q: What was the space alien’s favorite candy?
A: Mars Bars.

Q: Why did it take so long for the alien throw a party?
A: It took awhile to plan-et.

Q: Why is the best chili found in outer space?
A: It’s meteor…

Q: What kind of music do planets sing?
A: Neptunes!

Q. Where do planets and stars get educated?
A. The UNIVERSity.

Q. What is an astronaut’s most-used key on a computer keyboard?
A. The space bar.

Space Poem:

Star light, star bright,
First star I see tonight,
Wish I may, wish I might,
Nevermind, it’s a satellite…

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