Funny outer space jokes for kids make for great family fun. These space jokes are out of this world!
If you’re looking for clean space jokes, puns, riddles and knock-knock jokes about space, stars, planets, astronauts and aliens, then this is the collection for you.
These kids space jokes are great for parents, teachers, babysitters, science teachers, sci-fi fans and children of all ages. They’re also great for parties!
Space is always a fascinating topic for kids. These jokes make it something to laugh at, too!
Space Jokes for Kids
Q: How do aliens keep their pants up?
A: With an asteroid belt.
Q: Why can’t aliens play golf in space?
A: Too many black holes.
Q: Why did the alien throw a steak on the comet?
A: He wanted it meaty-or.
Q. Who was the first deer to travel through outer space?
A. BUCK Rogers. (male deers are called bucks)
Q: What did the space alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.
Q. What do aliens use to build walls on the moon?
A. Moon beams.
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Q: How do aliens pay for coffee?
A: With starbucks
Q: What do Martians like to drink on hot days?
A: Gravi-TEA.
Q: Why did the aliens kidnap a wizard after they broke down?
A: They needed a flying sorcerer.
Q: What do you say to a 3-headed space creature?
A: Hello. Hello. Hello.
Q: Why did the dwarf star go to school?
A: To become brighter.
Q: What kind of crazy bugs live on the moon?
A: Luna-ticks.
Q: Why don’t space aliens lick circus clowns?
A: They taste too funny.
Q: What’s a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Q: What do farmers need to create crop circles?
A: A Pro-tractor.
Q. Where in the solar system can you find the most change?
A. The moon – it keeps changing quarters.
Q: Why was Mickey Mouse wandering around outer space?
A: He was searching for Pluto.
Q: What do you call an insane space traveler?
A: An astro-NUT.
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Q. How do you get a baby to sleep in outer space?
A. You rocket…
Q. What meal do astronauts eat after breakfast?
A. Launch…
Q: Why was the alien so interested in light years?
A: They have less calories and he was on a diet.
Q: Which type of music do planets like to listen to?
A: Neptunes.
Q: What do you call a space ship with water dripping from it?
A: A crying saucer.
Q: How do you know when the moon has eaten enough for dinner?
A: It’s full.
Q: Why did the cow want to be abducted by space aliens?
A: It wanted to visit the mooooooon.
Q: Why did the cereal loving alien visit our solar system?
A: He needed to visit the milky way.
Q: What do Martians serve their dinner on?
A: Flying Saucers.
Q: How do alien poets write their poems?
A: In Uni-verses.
Q: What do you call a loony spaceman?
A: An astro-nut.
Q: Why did the restaurant on the moon get poor reviews?
A: There was no atmosphere…
Q: Why did the aliens need maids on their space ships?
A: To clean up the cosmic dust.
Q: What type of book does planet Saturn write?
A: Comet books!
Q. Where to space cows live?
A. On the MOOn.
Q: What do you get when you cross a space alien and a kangaroo?
A: A Mars-upial.
Q: What do you call an alien who has six eyes?
A: An aliiiiiien.
Q: Why did the alien visit the zoo?
A: To see a Millennium Falcon.
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Q: What do aliens wear to formal events?
A: Space suits.
Q: Why did the alien go to the doctor?
A: He looked a little green
Q: What did the space alien like to read to her children?
A: Comet books.
Q. What do you give an angry alien?
A. Lots of space.
Q: Where do aliens park their UFO’s?
A: Next to a parking meteor.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: He was trying to find Pluto.
Q: What did the space alien say to the landscaper?
A: Take me to your weeder.
Q: Why don’t space monster eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!
Q. How do astronauts serve meals?
A. On saucers.
Q: Why did the cows go into outer space?
A: To visit the milky way.
Q. What do you give a frightened alien?
A. Plenty of space.
Q: Where do astronauts pay to park their rocket ships?
A: A parking meteor.
Q: Which farm animal was the first in space?
A: A cow – it jumped over the moon!
Q: What did the space alien say to the tomato plant when he landed in the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder.
Q: Where do space aliens go to college?
A: Universe-ities.
Q: What was the alien using the computer?
A: To update his Spacebook status.
Q: What did the space alien ask the cat?
A: Can you take me to your litter?
Q: What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A: A Mars bar.
Q. What is the farthest you can travel for free?
A. Around the Sun – and you do it every year.
Q. How much money is the moon worth?
A. A dollar – because it has four quarters.
Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!
Q. How did the lamb get to the moon?
A. In a space sheep.
Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.
Q. How do you organize a rocket launch?
A. You planet.
Q. Which robot always took an alternate route?
A. R2 detour.
Q: What’s the most popular vehicle for space aliens?
A: Saturns
Q. How does NASA know there is life on Mars?
A. They keep finding parking tickets on the rover.
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Q. What keeps the moon up?
A. Moon beams.
Q. Why shouldn’t you pick a green alien for your baseball team?
A. They’re not ripe yet.
Q: What do Martians drink when they have tummy aches?
A: Ginger Ale-ien
Q: What was the space alien’s favorite candy?
A: Mars Bars.
Q: Why did it take so long for the alien throw a party?
A: It took awhile to plan-et.
Q: Why is the best chili found in outer space?
A: It’s meteor…
Q: What kind of music do planets sing?
A: Neptunes!
Q. Where do planets and stars get educated?
A. The UNIVERSity.
Q. What is an astronaut’s most-used key on a computer keyboard?
A. The space bar.
Space Poem:
Star light, star bright,
First star I see tonight,
Wish I may, wish I might,
Nevermind, it’s a satellite…