Looking for funny LA Rams Jokes? These are the best Rams jokes you’ll find anywhere.
Not only are these Los Angeles Rams jokes funny, but they are clean and safe for children of all ages.
Did the L.A. Rams make it to the playoffs this year? Do they have what it takes to win the Superbowl? These Los Angeles football jokes are especially great for parents, teachers, children, Rams fans, football fans and coaches – but they are fun for everyone.
Los Angeles Rams Jokes
Q: What was the young football fan looking for in California?
A: The Lost Angeles Rams.
Q: What did the Rams fan say when his team made the playoffs?
A:Ewe have to be kidding me!
Q: How do LA Rams get attention?
A:With their horns!
Q: What kind of truck do L.A. football players drive?
A:Dodge RAMS.
Q: What’s the difference between a L.A. Rams fan and a puppy?
A: The puppy eventually grows up and stops whining.
Q: What keeps L.A. Rams players up at night?
A: Nighmares about 49ers.
Q: What do L.A. Rams fans and house flies have in common?
A: They’re both annoying.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tess me.
Tess me who?
Tess me the football Jared!
Q: Which L.A. Rams player wears the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet!
Q: Why did Jared Goff get heartburn after eating birthday cake?
A: He forgot to take off the candles.
Q. Why did Greg Zuerlein bring string to the game?
A: Just in case he needed to tie the score
Q. What runs around LA Memorial Coliseum but never moves?
A: A wall
Q. What did the Rams quarterback say after he got sacked by an Denver Bronco?
A. Help – I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.
Q: What upsets Sean McVay most when he plays the Colts?
A: Too much horse play on the field.
Q: What does every Los Angeles Rams player do on their birthday?
A: They get older!
Q: Why does Sean McVay draft ballet dancers as Rams kickers?
A: They know how to split the uprights!
Q: Why was Cooper Kupp nicknamed “Bad News?”
A: Everyone knows that bad news travels fast.
Q: How do the Rams hire their players?
A: With two pairs of stilts.
Q: What did the Rams fan do when his team won the Super Bowl?
A: He turned off his XBox.
Q: What are successful Rams kickers always trying to do?
A: Reach goals.
Q: Who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?
A: Sean McVay – coach of the L.A. Rams football team
Q: Why did the Los Angeles football players cry when they lost?
A: They’re a bawl club.
Q: What’s the hardest thing about being a Rams quarterback?
A: The ground.
Q: What’s as big as Aaron Donald, but weighs nothing?
A: His shadow.
Q. What’s the difference between Todd Gurley and a duck?
A. One goes quick and the other goes quack.
Q: Who did the L.A. Rams zombie team play during preseason?
A: The DEADskins.
Q: How did Jared Goff (Rams quarterback) know he was about to get sacked in Chicago?
A: He heard them BEARing down on him.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howey.
Howey who?
Howey run so fast?
Q: What did Cooper Kupp say to the football before the game?
A: Catch you later.
Q: Did you hear about the joke that Jared Goff told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.
Q: What do Rams players do when they get overheated?
A: They get closer to the fans.
Q: Why can’t Jared Goff use his phone?
A: Because he can’t find the receiver.
Q: What is harder for a C. J. Anderson to catch the faster he runs?
A: His breath!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna ball off to me Jared!
Q: What do Rams players lose every night?
A. Their shadows.
Q: What can L.A. Rams players catch at Mile High Stadium?
A: Bronco-itis
Q: What did the L.A. Rams think about their new stadium lights?
A: They gave it GLOWING reviews.
Q: Why did quarterback Jared Goff make his bed out of straw?
A: To feed his night mares (about getting sacked!)
Q. How are Rams opponents like lazy neighbors?
A. They rarely pick up a yard.
Q: Where do Rams football players dance?
A: At a foot ball!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Uriah.
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball Josh Reynolds!
Q: What’s the difference between the Rams and a dollar bill?
A: You can always get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: When should Rams football players wear armor?
A: When they play knight games.
Q: What do you get when you cross Jared Goff with a carpet?
A: A throw rug.
Q: How is Todd Gurley similar to water?
A: They both can run!
Q: Which Rams player wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head.
Q: What do you call a Rams player at the Super Bowl?
A: A spectator.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans to the face is a penalty.
Q: What is the difference between a Rams fan and a baby?
A: Babies stop crying after awhile.
Q: Why did Aaron Donald go to the bank?
A: To get a quarter back.
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The L.A. Rams .
Q: What does Sean McVay and the mailman have in common?
A: Neither will delivers on Superbowl Sunday.
Q: Why shouldn’t toddlers wear Jared Goff jerseys?
A: Too much of a choking hazard.
Q: According to a new poll 95 percent of people love Sundays.
A: The other 5 percent are Rams fans.
Q: What’s a touchdown?
A: I’m not sure – I’m a Rams fan.
Q: What did Aaron Donald (Rams Defensive End) have stuck in his teeth?
A: A quarterback!
Q: What do LA Rams players wear on halloween?
A: Face Masks!
Q: How do you keep LA Rams out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What do LA Rams receivers and the Post Office have in common?
A: Neither is open on Sundays!
Q: Where should you go if you are scared of catching a cold?
A: The Rams end zone – they don’t catch anything there.
Q: What do quarterbacks call Ndamukong Suh when he’s heading their way?
A: They don’t call them anything – they just run!
Q: Why are centipedes not allowed to play for the Rams ?
A: It takes too long to put their cleats on.
Q: How do you hire a good Rams punter?
A: By putting him on stilts.
Q: Why didn’t Jared Goff eat cereal?
A: He was waiting for a super bowl.
Q: What’s the best way to teach your dog to roll over?
A: Have him watch the Rams defense play a game.
Q: What kind of tea do Rams football players drink?
A: Penaltea
Q: How are scrambled eggs like Rams cornerbacks?
A: They’re both beaten.
Q: Why is it always warmer at the Coliseum after the game?
A: All the fans have left.
Q: What happens to Rams players who go blind?
A: They become referees.
Q: Which Rams player can jump higher than a house?
A: All of them – houses can’t jump at all.
Q: Where does Todd Gurley like to eat?
A: Fast food restaurants (because he’s fast).
Q: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the Rams football team?
A: They needed a little team spirit.
Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football for the Rams ?
A: It was a boxer.
Q: What do you call a Rams player at the Superbowl?
A: Lost.
Q: Where do you go in Los Angeles in case of a tornado?
A: The LA Memorial Coliseum – they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What’s the difference between Rams fans and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Q: What kind of pastry Does Aqib Talib eat most?
A: Turnovers!
Q: Where is a ghost’s favorite spot in the LA Memorial Coliseum ?
A: Under the ghoul posts!
Q: Why did the football quit playing with the Rams ?
A: It was tired of being kicked around.
Q: Why doesn’t the Rams football team have a website?
A: They can’t string three W’s together.
Q: Why couldn’t the Rams running back get into his house?
A: An end zone was painted on his front door.
