Pokemon is one of the most popular things to watch, read and talk about for kids – so get in on the fun with these pokemon jokes.
From Abomasnow to Zygarde – and favorite pokemon like Pikachu and Charizard, you’ll find the best pokemon jokes that are clean and safe for children right here on this page.
Not only will these pokemon jokes get laughs, but you’re all but guaranteed to hear a detailed description about the power, weakness and history of the pokemon you’re telling jokes about.
And telling jokes is about having fun and connecting with your kids, so if it strikes up a conversation – then that’s a great thing.
Pokemon Jokes for Kids
Newest Pokemon jokes are added constantly, so make sure you come back and check for new jokes!
Q: Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date?
A: The PokeBall
Q: What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A: A LightBulbasaur
Q: What do you call a storm of Pokemon?
A: A Pokemonsoon!
Q: Which Pokemon does Dracula like most?
A: Koffin’
Q: What’s better than one Pikachu?
A: PikaTWO
Q: Which Pokemon can tell you the future?
A: Pikahead
Q: What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?
A: Magic-cop!
Q: What do you call a pokemon who likes to eat baked beans?
A: Goldbeen.
Q: Which pokemon do soccer players like the most?
A: GOALduck
Q: Which college do pokemon go to?
A: StarU
Q: What type of pokemon would Jerry Garcia be?
A: A LegendJerry pokemon!
Q: What did the Pokemon say when he looked through the window?
A: Peek-at-choo!
Q: Which Pokemon should you bring to a barbecue?
A: Charizard.
Q: Which Pokemon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-bok
Q: Where do Haunter’s like to water ski?
A: Lake Erie
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does motorcycle stunts?
A: Weedle Knievell
Q: What do you call Meowth’s reflection?
A: A copycat
Q: What do you get when you cross Mew and a snowman?
A: Frost bite
Q: Where do Gourgeist’s go to send their mail?
A: The ghost office.
Q: How do you brush Gyarados’s teeth?
A: Very carefully
Q: What did Mewtwo say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me.
Q: Why was the Meowth scared of the tree?
A: Because of its bark!
Q: Where do Haunter’s buy their milk and eggs?
A: At the ghost-ery store
Q: What was it called when Meowth won the dog show?
A: A cat-has-trophy.
Q: What’s more amazing than a talking Metagross?
A: A spelling bee.
Q: What type of Pokemon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be?
A: Legendary Pokemon
Q: Which Gastly works in Town Hall?
A: The night-mayor.
Q: Where do Primal Groudon’s sit?
A: Anywhere they want to!
Q: Where do pokemon go if their tails fall off?
A: A re-tail store.
Q: What do you call a really cold Lillipup?
A: A pupsicle.
Q: What kind of pizza do Lillipup like the most?
A: Pupperoni pizza.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Australian pokemon with a Beatle?
A: Dingo Starr.
Q: Why did the Metagross spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny.
Q: Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide!
Q: What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
Q: What do Italian Gourgeist’s eat for dinner?
A: Spookgetti
Q: What does Beartic like to have for lunch?
A: Ice burgers.
Q: What does Beartic like to eat?
A: Bear-ittos!
Q: What’s Gourgeist favorite fruit?
A: Booberries.
Q: What did Articuno say to the Geodude musician?
A: You rock!
Q: What is a Snover’s favorite shape?
A: ICE-osceles triangle.
Q: What do you call it when Haunter gets too close to a camp fire?
A: A toasty ghosty.
Q: How can Beartic catch fish without using a fishing pole?
A: With your BEAR hands.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
Q: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
Q: Which Pokemon love to visit France?
A: Paras
Q: What do Haunters send their friends while on vacation?
A: Ghostcards
Q: Which sci-fi movie do pokemon like the most?
A: Staryu Wars
Q: What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?
A: Geek-achu
Q: What TV show about dancing do pokemon love?
A: Dancing with the Staryus
Q: What type of singers are pokemon the biggest fans of?
A: Pop Staryus
Q: Which fruit do pokemon like most?
A: Staryu fruit
Q: What was the pokemon’s favorite ocean animal?
A: Staryu fish
Q: Which pokemon is always in a good mood?
A: Happiny
Q: Where do you find pokemon?
A: It depends on where you lost them.
Q: How do you keep a Bulbasaur from charging?
A: Only accept cash.
Q: How do you hire a pokemon?
A: By putting it on stilts.
Q: What snack do Snowy Castform like to eat?
A: Brrrrrrrritos.
Q: Why don’t Slowpoke like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it.
Q: What do you call a Mega Metagross on thin ice?
A: An ice breaker.
Q: Why was Spiritomb such a messy eater?
A: Because he was always goblin’.
Q: What dessert do Spiritombs like the most?
A: Boo-berry pie.
Q: What do you call a Beartic that has no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
Q: Why are Snorunt’s so cheap to have as a pokemon?
A: They live on ice.
Q: When does a Gastly eat breakfast?
A: In the moaning.
Q. What happened when Cobalion ate the clown?
A: He felt funny!
Q: What time is it when Yveltal takes your hat?
A: Time to get a new hat!
Q: What do Haunters eat for lunch?
A: Boo-logna sandwiches
Q: Where do Haunters go on vacation?
A: Mali-boo.
