Winnie the Pooh Jokes for Kids

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Q: What’s the name of the boat Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Rabbit, Gopher, and Eeyore sail on? A: Friendship.

Winnie the Pooh, also known as Pooh Bear, is a beloved teddy bear character created by A.A. Milne. The following Winnie the Pooh jokes for children also include Tigger, Eeyore, Rabbit, Kanga, Roo, Christopher Robin, and more.

Winnie the Pooh Jokes

Q: What does Winnie the Pooh wear to bed?
A: POOH-jamas

Q. What does Winnie the Pooh say when he cries?
A. Pooh-hoo.

Q. How did Eeyore lose his tail?
A. He sat on it!

Q. What do Winnie the Pooh and his pots have in common?
A. Both have honey in them.

Q. Why did Pooh cross the road?
A. To get to the honey tree.

Q: What brand of potato chip does Owl like the most?
A: Wise.

Q. What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie the Pooh?
A. An empty honey pot!

Q. Whats the first thing Pooh says when he gets home?
A. Honey, I’m home!

Q: Why is Rabbit so confident?
A: He’s a hop-timist.

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Q. Why did Eeyore cross the road?
A. He wanted to find his tail.

Q: What did Christopher Robin say when Rabbit told a joke?
A: Silly old hare.

Q. Why is Winnie the Pooh yellow?
A. Because he eats a lot of honey!

Q. What did Winnie the Pooh say when he was offered dessert?
A. No thanks, I’m stuffed.

Q. What kind of honey does Winnie the Pooh like the most?
A. The kind that is closest to him.

Q. Why couldn’t Winnie the Pooh talk?
A. Because he had honey stuck all over his mouth.

Q. Why didn’t Winnie the Pooh order dessert?
A. He was already stuffed.

Q. What does Winnie the Pooh have in common with his pots of hunny?
A. They’re both round and full of honey.

Q. Why is Winnie the Pooh so sweet?
A. He eats lots of honey!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pooh
Pooh who?
You don’t have to cry about it!

Q. What does Winnie the Pooh want to be when he grows up?
A. A pooh-liceman.

Q. What does Winnie the Pooh call his sweetheart?
A. Honey.

Q. What do Winnie The Pooh and Bozo The Clown have in common?
A. The same middle name.

Q: Who did Christopher Robin dress up as for Halloween?
A: Christopher Robin Hood.

Q: What is Owl’s favorite school subject?
A: Owl-gebra.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie the Pooh?
A. An empty honey pot!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie-the
Winnie-the who?
No, silly… it’s not Winnie the who, it’s Winnie the Pooh!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh who?
Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh who?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh who?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh who?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Winnie the Pooh again!

Q: What is Roo’s favorite candy?
A: Lolli-hops.

Q. What does a corn stalk and Rabbit have in common?
A. They both have big ears.

Q. What does Winnie the Pooh say when he’s sad?
A. Pooh-hoo.

Q. What did the magician say when he made Winnie the Pooh disappear?
A. Poohffff!

Q: What happened when Rabbit won the lottery?
A: He became a millionhare!

Q: What is Rabbits favorite style of music?
A: Hip Hop.

Q. What did Winnie the Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?
A. Show me the honey!

Q: What is Rabbits favorite restaurant?
A: IHOP

Q: What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?
A: Winnie the Boo!

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Q: Why is Rabbit’s home so cool during the summer?
A: It has hare-conditioning.

Q. How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?
A. Only one if it’s a Pooh Bear!

Q: What do you call Roo when he’s feeling lazy?
A: A pouch potato.

Q: Where does Kanga take Roo for breakfast?
A: IHOP

Q. How did Pooh’s head get wet when he was at his thoughtful spot?
A. He had a brain storm.

Q. What doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?
A. Because he has bear feet.

Q. What do Winnie the Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?
A. The have the same middle name – THE .

Q. What does it sound like when Winnie the Pooh sneezes?
A. Ahhhh-POOH!

Q: What’s the name of the boat Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sail on?
A: Friendship.

Q: What kids of hugs does Winnie the Pooh give?
A: Bear hugs!

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