Cheerleading Jokes

Are you looking for cheerleading jokes? This is the best collection of jokes about cheerleading anywhere!

These cheerleader jokes are great for parents, teachers, cheerleading coaches and, of course, cheerleaders of all ages.

These jokes about cheerleaders and cheerleading are clean and safe for kids of all ages. Now that’s something to get cheers about.

Cheerleading is a serious sport that requires years of practice and conditioning. These jokes about cheerleading, on the other hand, are anything but serious. We hope you enjoy them!

Jokes About Cheerleading

Q: What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
A: Yeller

Q: What is a Cheerleader’s favorite food?
A: Cheerios

Q: How did the cheerleader get the stains off her uniform?
A: Cheer laundry detergent

Q: What did Scrooge say to the cheerleader?
A: Hoorah humbug.

Q: Why do cheerleaders need a pilot’s license?
A: Because they do so many aerials.

Q: Why did the cheerleader join the astronomy club?
A: She wanted to be picked for an All-Stars team.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader get in trouble with the law?
A: She attacked the crowd (FYI: to “Attack the Crowd” actually means to get the audience involved/excited)

Q: What was the cheerleading team’s favorite song?
A: Everything is Awesome!

Q: Why did the politician go to cheerleading classes?
A: To learn how to flip-flop.

Q: Why did the cheerleader get in trouble before serving dinner?
A: Her mom asked her to toss the salad – and she threw it across the room!

Q: How was the cheerleader like a nursery rhyme character?
A: She jumped over the candle sticks.

Q: Why did the cheerleaders want to practice in the baby’s nursery?
A: They were trying to learn a cradle catch.

Q: What do you give a young cheerleader for her birthday?
A: A kewpie doll.

Q: What did the cheerleader’s photographer say when his camera tripod wouldn’t work?
A: I have a problem with dismount.

Q: What do cheerleader’s use to catch fish?
A: A double hook.

Q: What do cheerleaders snack on between workouts?
A: Pretzels.

Q: Why was the building doorman always getting upset with the cheerleaders?
A: They kept asking for the elevator!

Q: How are cheerleaders like pharoahs?
A: They like pyramids!

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Q: Why are cheerleaders so honest?
A: They’re part of a truth squad.

Q: What was the cheerleader’s favorite season?
A: HandSpring.

Q: How do you get a cheerleading team across a lake?
A: In a PomPontoon boat.

Q: What note can cheerleaders hit that nobody else can?
A: The high V.

Q: How can you tell that a cheerleader is nervous?
A: She’s jumpy.

Q: Why can’t cheerleaders go to libraries?
A: They make too much of a K motion.

Q: Why is cheerleading the most patriotic American sport?
A: It’s the only one that practices liberty.

Q: How do cheerleaders contact each other?
A: With a mega phone.

Q: What was the cheerleading coach’s name?
A: Cory Ography.

Q: Why did the cheerleader decide to go to law school?
A: She was told she was the best at delivering motions.

Q: What do cheerleaders like to drink to cool down?
A: PomPomegrante juice.

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Q: Why are cheerleaders never late for class?
A: They know how to stick to a routine.

Q: When should you never go near a cheerleader during a routine?
A: When they’re doing a scorpion – because they might sting you!

Q: Why did the car dealer hire so many cheerleaders?
A: They really know how to sell it.

Q: Why are cheerleading teams driven around by the police?
A: Only police have squad cars.

Q: Why did the cheerleader go to England?
A: To learn how to make a proper Tea motion (T motion).

Q: Why did the cheerleading coach bring a big clock to practice?
A: She was teaching the squad how to tick-tock.

Q: What did the cheerleader philosopher keep asking?
A: Toe touch or not toe touch, that is the question.

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Q: What did the dad say to his daughter before the cheerleading competition?
A: Good tuck!

Q: Why did the stock broker ask the cheerleader for help?
A: He couldn’t stop his stocks from tumbling.

Q: Why did the cheerleader make such a mess of the clean, folded laundry?
A: She couldn’t stop herself from doing a basket toss!

Q: Why shouldn’t you prank a cheerleader on April fools day?
A: They never fall for the jokes.

Q: Why can you always believe a cheerleader’s answer?
A: They’re always positive!

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