This collection of baseball jokes for kids, parents and coaches is a real home run!
Did You Know…
The first official game of baseball was played in 1846. The longest professional baseball game in history was in 1984 and lasted 8 hours and 6 minutes. The shortest lasted 51 minutes in the year 1919.
Baseball Jokes for Kids
Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: By sitting next to the fans.
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team
Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
A: They both need a good batter.
Q: Which animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: The bat.
Q: Why did the baseball player go to the car dealer?
A: He wanted a sales pitch.
Q: Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
A: New Jersey.
Q: Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken?
A: They both have fowl mouths.
Q: Where shouldn’t a baseball player ever wear red?
A: In the bull pen.
Q: What do baseball players put their food on?
A: Home plates.
Q: Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd base, or from 2nd base to 3rd base?
A: 2nd to 3rd because there is a short stop in the middle.
Q: When should baseball players wear armor?
A: When they play knight games.
Q: What did the baseball player do when the coach said to steal second?
A: He stole the base and went home.
Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
A: Babe Root.
Q: Why are baseball players so rich?
A: Because they play on diamonds.
Q: Where do baseball bats wash up?
A: In the bat tub.
Q: What do you get when you cross a baseball pitcher with a carpet?
A: A throw rug.
Bass-ball is my favorite sport.