Baseball Jokes for Kids

This collection of baseball jokes for kids, parents and coaches is a real home run!

Baseball Jokes for Children
When baseball began, players did not wear baseball mitts and gloves. They played baseball bare-handed!

Did You Know…

The first official game of baseball was played in 1846. The longest professional baseball game in history was in 1984 and lasted 8 hours and 6 minutes. The shortest lasted 51 minutes in the year 1919.

Baseball Jokes for Kids

Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: By sitting next to the fans.

Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team

Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
A: They both need a good batter.

Q: Which animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: The bat.

Q: Why did the baseball player go to the car dealer?
A: He wanted a sales pitch.

Q: Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
A: New Jersey.

Q: Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken?
A: They both have fowl mouths.

Q: Where shouldn’t a baseball player ever wear red?
A: In the bull pen.

Q: What do baseball players put their food on?
A: Home plates.

Q: Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd base, or from 2nd base to 3rd base?
A: 2nd to 3rd because there is a short stop in the middle.

Q: When should baseball players wear armor?
A: When they play knight games.

Q: What did the baseball player do when the coach said to steal second?
A: He stole the base and went home.

Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
A: Babe Root.

Q: Why are baseball players so rich?
A: Because they play on diamonds.

Q: Where do baseball bats wash up?
A: In the bat tub.

Q: What do you get when you cross a baseball pitcher with a carpet?
A: A throw rug.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bass.
Bass who?
Bass-ball is my favorite sport.