Koala Jokes for anyone looking for jokes about koalas. This collection of silly koala jokes is one of the biggest you’ll find anywhere. Great for kids, parents and teachers, these jokes about koalas are going to get a smile.
Koala Facts: Although they look like bears, koalas are actually marsupials, which means humans are more closely related to bears than koalas! It’s funny that people call them Koala Bears!
Koala Jokes
Q: Why do Koalas have fur coats?
A: Because they would look silly in ski jackets.
Q: How do you prevent a Koala from charging?
A: Make sure they have cash.
Q: Why did the koala eat so much eucalyptus?
A: He just couldn’t leaf it alone.
Q: How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy?
A: It jumps for Joey.
Q: What brass instrument did the koala play in band?
A: Bearitone
Q: Why should you hire koala to grow eucalyptus?
A: They have the right koalafications
Q: What is a popular koala food?
A: Koalaflower
Q: Which side of a koala has the most fur?
A: The outside.
Q: How do koalas communicate long distance?
A: Bear-mail.
Q: What did the koala say after stepping on my foot?
A: I’m beary sorry.
Q: What do koalas do for a summer party?
A: They bear-becue.
Q: How do koala stay fit?
A: The do bearobics
Q: Why did the koala bring a camera to the show?
A: It was a bear-y important event.
Q: Why are koalas helpful on long trips?
A: They don’t lose their bear-ings…
Q: What’s type of sports car do koala’s drive?
A: A FURari
Q: What do you call a lazy koala?
A: A pouch potato
Q: How do koalas eat eucalyptus?
A: With their bear hands.
Q: What do you call a baby koala with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear
Q: Why did the mama koala get kicked out of the race?
A: She was diskoalified
Q: What did the koala say to his sweetheart?
A: I love you-calyptus
Q: How did the koala become so smart?
A: She went to koalage.
Q: Did the koala finish the race?
A: Bearly
A koala just told me I couldn’t have dessert tonight… he was the bearer of bad news.
Q: How do koalas make such great food?
A: They use high koalaty ingredients.
Q: How did the Koala stop the DVD?
A: By pressing the “paws” button.
Q: Why don’t Koalas like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it.
Q: Why did the Koala cross the river?
A: To get to the other side.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Koala.
Koala who?
Koala BARE, get me some clothes!
Q: What was the Koala’s favorite drink?
A: Coca-Koala.
Q: What are Koalas called when they’re caught in the rain?
A: Drizzly bears.
