These jokes about remote learning are funny for kids learning from home.
Distance learning can be a challenge for teachers and students, so hopefully these jokes about distance learning bring some smiles.
These jokes are clean and safe for all ages.
We also have a collection of Jokes about Coronavirus.
Jokes about Distance Learning
Q: What’s a favorite part of the school day for remote-learners during winter?
A: Snow and tell.
Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed during her Google classroom meet?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils.
Q: What room can a student never remote-learn from?
A: A Mushroom.
Q: Why did the student have metal polish on his desk?
A: To clean his Chromebook.
Q: Why did the kindergartener bring a spoon to his first class on Zoom?
A: He thought it was sundae school.
Teacher: I see you missed online class yesterday.
Student: Yes, but I didn’t miss it that much.
Q: What do dogs wear for distance learning?
A: Pawjamas
Q: Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?
A: To improve her di-vison.
Q: Why did the Chromebook look so sad during math class?
A: Because it had so many problems..
Q. Why was the obtuse angle so upset during geometry?
A: Because it was never right.
Teacher: You’re muted.
Student: I don’t feel muted…
Q. What tool did the boy have ready for his first online math class?
A: Multi-plyers.
Q: How can you make the time fly by when remote learning?
A: Throw a clock!
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to her Google class meet?
A: Her students were very bright.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time to login to school for the day.
Q: Why was the student in trouble for something she didn’t do?
A: Because she didn’t DO her homework.
Q: What response did the teacher get when she told her student to pay a little attention to her screen?
A: But I’m paying as little attention as I can.
Good excuse for not submitting assignment during class: WIFI went down.
Bad excuse for not submitting assignment during class: I left it at home.
Q: What type of learning is best for the environment?
A: Hybrid schooling!
