Chicken jokes are funny! This is the best collection of chicken jokes you’ll find anywhere. There are jokes about hens, roosters, chicks and tons of jokes about why the chicken crossed the road.
The jokes about chickens on this page are clean and safe for kids of all ages. These kids chicken jokes are great for teachers, parents, farmers and, of course, children!
We’re adding new chicken jokes all the time, so check back often or you’ll be out of cluck!
Fun facts about chickens: Chickens are a subspecies of the red junglefowl – which were domesticated about 5000 years ago! There are more chickens than people on the Earth – and there are more chickens than any other bird. When roosters dance it is called tidbitting. A group of chickens is called a flock.
Chicken Jokes
Q: How do monsters like their eggs?
A: Terri-fried.
Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn’t be bothered.
Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: Because they break if they drop them.
Q. Why couldn’t the chicken cross the road?
A. The elephant stepped on it.
Q: Where did the chicken grow?
A: On a poultry.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the construction site?
A: To see a person lay a brick.
Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chicken.
Q. Why did the toad hop across the road?
A. He was following the chicken
Q: Why did half the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to its other side
Q: Why did the chicken join a band?
A: Because it already had the drumsticks.
Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck
Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken.
Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q. What do bad chickens lay?
A. Deviled eggs.
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A chicken that lays down.
Q. Why did the sheep cross the road?
A. Because the chicken needed a day off.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It came back from his day off and relieved the sheep.
Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop cakes.
Q: What do marathon running chicken need most?
A: Hendurance.
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up every morning?
A: An alarm cluck.
Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was “take your child to work” day.
Q: Why did the chicken go to the movie?
A: Because it enjoyed reading the book.
Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A. He was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.
Q: If the Rooster laid an Egg on a roof, witch way would the egg roll?
A: Nowhere because roosters don’t lay egg.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: To stretch it’s legs.
Q: Which chicken is most ruthless?
A: Attila the Hen.
Q. Why did the giraffe cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken’s day off.
Q: Which dance will a chicken never do?
A: The foxtrot.
Q: How do you know when a chicken has been arrested?
A: It’s wearing hencuffs.
Q: How do comedians like their eggs?
A: Funny side up (FYI: sunny side up is a way of cooking eggs)
Q: Why do chicken families visit parks?
A: To go on peck-nics.
Q: What happened to the chicken who found a four-leaf clover?
A: He had good cluck forever.
Q: Why did the T-rex cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
Q: How do baby chickens dance?
A: Chick-to-chick (cheek to cheek).
Q: Since chickens rise when the rooster crows, when do ducks wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.
Q: What do chickens say when you try to charge them?
A: Put it on my bill.
Q: Why do roosters watch TV?
A: For hentertainment.
Q: What do you call a chicken who tells jokes?
A: A comedi-hen
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done.
Q: What do you get when you cross a hen with a dog?
A: Pooched eggs.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: How did the eggs leave the room?
A: Through the eggs-it.
Q: What do chicken comedians tell?
A: Funny yolks.
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on a hill?
A: An eggroll
Q: What does a chicken wipe it’s beak with?
A: A henkerchief.
Q: How do chickens bake cakes?
A: From scratch
Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck.
Q. Why did the judge cross the road?
A. Because the chicken was out of order (FYI: when someone isn’t polite in court, the judge says they are “out of order”)
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Fowl weather
Q: When is chicken soup not good for your health?
A: When you’re the chicken.
Q. How does a chicken tell time?
A. They look at the cluck.
Q: How do chickens send mail?
A: In hen-velopes.
Q: What do you call an explosive egg?
A: A bombshell
Q: What does a mixed-up hen lay?
A: Scrambled eggs.
Q. What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
A. Ouch!!
Q: What do you call a rooster who lives near a nuclear power plant?
A: An atomic cluck.
Q: What sound does an alarm cluck make?
A: Tick-tock-a-doodle-do
Q: Why did the Roman hen cross the road?
A: She was worried someone would Caesar (FYI: cease her — or take her)
Q: Where do tough chickens come from?
A: Hard-boiled eggs
Q: What do you call a group of chickens clucking a song together?
A: A Hensemble.
Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!
Q: Which holy man do chickens dread most?
A: Friars.
Q: What kind of eggs do you serve on Halloween?
A: Deviled eggs
Q: What happened when the hen ate cement?
A: She laid a sidewalk.
Q: How did the egg get up the hill?
A: It scrambled up.
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Four doors would make it a chicken sedan
Q: How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
A: Drop it 7 feet (it doesn’t break for the first six feet)
Q: What do you call someone who steals chicken at sea?
A: A chicken pot pirate.
Q: What do you call a bird that’s scared of flying?
A: A chicken.
Q: Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have enough guts.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To show the chicken how to do it.
Q: What time do chickens go to lunch?
A: About twelve o’cluck.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because the duck was a good teacher.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Q: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where would a chicken come from?
A: A poul-tree
Q: What do you call a haunting chicken?
A: A poultry-geist
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To cockadoodle dooo something
Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. To look for the chicken.
Q: Why could the chicken only lay eggs during the winter?
A: She was no spring chicken.
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day
Q: What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it’s eye?
A: Chicken Caeser Salad (chicken sees-a salad)
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Just Beakause (because)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: He was a double-crosser.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer.
Q. Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
A. The outside.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach, bach, bach – I’m a chicken.
Man: Why does your daughter say cluck, cluck, cluck?
Mother: Because she thinks she’s a chicken.
Man: Why don’t you tell her she’s not a chicken?
Mother: Because we need the eggs!
