Looking for Santa jokes? Then you found the right place! Great for teachers, parents, kids and anyone that wants to share the best Santa jokes and riddles.
This page is dedicated to Santa Claus jokes that are safe for kids and family-friendly. We’re also including jokes about Santa’s helpers, like elves and reindeer. We also have an entire page dedicated to Christmas jokes.
Do you know some of the names that Santa Claus goes by? They include Saint Nicholas, Saint Nick, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, Santy — and just Santa.
The Best Santa Jokes
Q: Who delievers Christmas presents to elephants?
A: Elephanta Claus
Q: What do you call Santa if he goes down a lit chimney?
A: Crisp Cringle
Q: How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
A: Only one – after that it’s not empty any more
Q: Who says oh, oh, oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards
Q: Who delievers Christmas presents to cats?
A: Santa Claws
Q: What was the elf allergic to?
Q: What do you call a greedy elf?
Q: Who delivers Christmas gifts to Luke Skywalker?
A: Star Claus
Q: What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door
Q: What did the lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?
A: Sandy claws
Q: What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Santa Claustrophobia
Q: Why does Santa do in his garden?
A: He hoe hoe hoes
Q: What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
A: Baby reindeer!
Q: Who delievers Christmas presents to dogs?
A: Santa Paws
Q: What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?
A: Santa Pause
Q: What kind of music do elves listen to?
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q: What type of potato chip is Santa’s favorite?
A: Crisp Pringles
Q: What is Santa’s dog named?
A: Santa Paws
Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to sharks?
A: Santa Jaws
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Q: What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a detective?
A: Santa Clues
Q: What is Santa’s favorite Olympic event?
A: North Pole-vault
Q. What rains at the North Pole?
Q. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
Q. What is green, white, and red all over?
A. A sunburned elf
Q: Why do reindeer tell such good stories?
A: Because they all have tails
Q: How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
A: You don’t feed it
Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the toys are!
Q: Where do you find reindeer?
A: Depends where you left them
Q: What is the wettest animal at the North Pole?
A: The rain-deer
Q: What did the cow say to the reindeer?
Q: What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow
Q: When should you feed reindeer milk to a baby?
A: When it’s a baby reindeer
Q: Which reindeer have the shortest legs?
A: The smallest ones
Q: If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one?
A: A retail shop
Q: What did the cat say to the reindeer?
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Q: What did the dog say to the reindeer?
A: Woof, woof.
Q: What do you call it when Santa takes a break from delivering presents?
A: Santa pause
Q: What do you call it when Kris Kringle claps his hands?
Q: What do you get when you cross Father Christmas with Sherlock Holmes?
A: Santa Clues