Math Jokes for Kids

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From basic math, like addition, to algebra and trig – check out these great math jokes for kids, parents and teachers.

One of the fun things about math jokes is that it gives parents the chance to talk about a math topic! If they don’t get the joke about pi, then you can explain pi. If they have no idea what a polygon is, then you can show them.

Math jokes are also a great way for teachers to lighten up the mood in the classroom, especially if students are getting frustrated.

Math Jokes for Kids

Q: What do mathematicians eat on Halloween?
A: Pumpkin Pi.

Q: Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?
A: Because it improves di-vison.

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because it had so many problems..

Q: What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?
A: A polygon.

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi

Q: Why do plants hate math?
A: Because it gives them square roots.

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt. (look at the number 8)

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Q: Why did the boy eat his math homework?
A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Q: Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
A: Probably.

Q: What did the acorn say when it grew up?
A: Gee, I’m a tree. (geometry)

Q: What was T. rex’s favorite number?
A: Eight (ate)

Q: What do you call an empty parrot cage?
A: Polygon.

Q: What snakes are good at doing sums?
A: Adders (the sum is what you get when you add numbers)

Q: How can you make time fly?
A: Throw a clock out the window.

Q: Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
A: They already 8 (ate).

Teacher: What’s 2 and 2?
Student: 4
Teacher: That’s good.
Student: Good? That’s perfect!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Algy
Algy who?
Algy-bra

Q: Why did the teacher write the math problem on the window?
A: He wanted it to be very clear.

Q: Do you know a statistics joke?
A: Probably, but it’s mean

Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems

Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat?
A: Square meals

Q: Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?
A: The teacher told him not to use tables.

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Q: What is a mathematician’s favorite dessert?
A: Pi

Q: How can you make seven even?
A: Take away the “S”

Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.

Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat?
A: Square meals!

Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?
A: Summer.

Q: Why didn’t the two 4’s want to eat dinner?
A: Because they already 8.

Q: Why did the student do her multiplication on the floor?
A: Because she wasn’t allowed to use tables.

Q. What U.S. state has the most maths teachers?
A. Mathachussets.

Q. What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You’re pointless.

Q. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.

Q. Heard about the mathematical plant?
A. It has square roots.

Q. What do you get when you cross a math teacher with a clock?
A. Mathema-ticks.

Q: What do you call numbera that can’t stay still?
A: Roamin’ numerals.

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Q. Matt had 60 cookies. He ate 30 of them. What does he have now?
A tummy ache.

Q: What was the caterpillar’s favorite school subject?
A: Mothematics.

Q. What did the circle say to the rectangle?
A: You’re such a square.

Q. What’s the king of the pencil case?
A. The ruler.

Q. Which tables don’t students need to study?
A. Dinner tables.

Q. What did the math book say to the psychiatrist?
A: Please help me, I have problems.

Q. What do you get when you cross a math teacher with a tree?
A. Arithma-sticks.

Q. Why was the obtuse angle so upset?
A: Because it was never right.

Q. Why was the warlock so bad at math?
A: He never knew WITCH equation to use.

Q. What did the algebra book say to the science book?
A: Boy, do I have problems!

Q. What did the math book say to the history book?
A: You know you can count on me.

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Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite season?
A: Sum-mer.

Q. What number can only go up?
A: Your age.

Q. What did the square say to the old circle?
A: Been around long?

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Q. Why couldn’t the 6 and 11 get married?
A: They were under 18.

Q. What is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of cotton?
A: Neither, they both weight a pound.

Q. Why shouldn’t you say 288 in school?
A: Because it’s two gross. (Hint: 144 is called a gross)

Q. Where do multiplication problems eat breakfast?
A: At times tables.

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.

Q. Why didn’t the dime roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.

Q. Why did the math book get poor grades?
A: It never did it’s own work.

Q. Why did the right triangle put the air conditioner on?
A: Because it was 90 degrees.

Q: If 1 = 5, 2 = 25, 3 = 125, and 4 = 525 – what is 5 equal to?
A: 1

Q. What’s black and white and has lots of problems?
A: A math test.

Q. Why did the boy keep a ruler under his pillow?
A: To see how long he could sleep.

Q. What did the spelling book say to the math book?
A: I know I can count on you.

Q. Why was the geometry book so adorable?
A: Because it had acute angles.

Q. Why did the student eat her math homework?
A: Because she heard it was a piece of cake.

Q. When I ask this question, I want you to answer quickly. How much is 5 plus 3?
A: I said I wanted you to answer “Quickly”

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Q. How can you make 1 dime equal 20-cents?
A: By placing it in front of the mirror.

Q. What table can’t you eat at?
A: The multiplication table.

Q. What did the calculator say to the girl?
A: I’ll solve all your problems!

Q. What part of your body solves Math problems?
A: Your add-em’s apple.

Q. What was the weather like when the right angle went swimming?
A: It was 90 degrees.

Q. How many women were born in the year 2008?
A: None, only babies were born?

Q. What do inches follow?
A: The ruler.

Q: What do you get when you add 4 apples and 2 apples?
A: A 2nd grade math problem.

Q. What did the girl say to her math book?
A: Some day, you’re going to have to solve your own problems.

Q. Why is glue bad at Math?
A: It always gets stuck on the problems.

Q. What’s snack is the most popular among teachers in Maine?
A: Whoopie Pi.

Q. Why was the snake so good at math?
A: He was an Adder.

Q.How do you make one vanish?
A. Add a ‘G’ to the beginning and it’s gone.

Q. What tool do you use in math?
A: Multi-plyers.

Q. What kind of tree do math teachers like most?
A: Geome-tree

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Q. What did the circle tell on the tangent line?
A: Because it kept touching him.

Q. What is the most popular dessert for teachers in Georgia?
A: Peach pi.

Q. Why was the boy searching for after a rain storm?
A: He heard it rained an inch and three quarters — and was looking for the three quarters!

Q. When is a fraction not a fraction?
A: When it’s a whole.

Q. What gets bigger the more you take away?
A: A hole.

Q. How many times can you take 5 from 25?
A: Once. After that, you would be taking 5 from 20.

Q. If you have 50-cents in one pocket and $1 in the other, what do you have?
A: Enough to buy ice cream.

Q: Why did the two 4’s skip dinner?
A: They already 8.

Q. What is the difference between an old dime and a new nickle?
A: 5 cents.

Q. What are ten things you can always count on?
A: Your fingers.

Q. What do you get when you cross a person with a calculator?
A: Someone you can always count on.

Q. What are 20 things you can always count on?
A: Your fingers and toes.

Q. If 2’s company and 3’s a crowd, the what is 4 and 5?
A: 4 and 5 is 9.

Q. How do a cows add?
A: With cow-culators.

Q: Why don’t you do arithmetic around lions?
A: Because if you add 4 and 4 you get ate.

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I ate and ate ’til I got sick on the floor. 8 times 8 is 64. Urrp.

Q: Where do math teachers go on New Year’s Eve?
A: Times Square

Q: Why did the geometry teacher miss class?
A: Because he sprained his angle.

Q. How do cows reach sums?
A: By adding one number to an udder one.

Q: What do you call two friends who love math?
A: Algebros

Q. How many seconds are there in a year?
A: 12 – January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…

Q. Why was 8 not friends with 3?
A: Because 3 was odd.

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