Funny Leprechaun Jokes for everyone! This is the best collection of leprechaun jokes that you’ll find anywhere – and all of these jokes are clean and safe for people of all ages.
These leprechaun jokes are great for parents and teachers for St. Patrick’s Day or when reading stories that include leprechauns.
Leprechauns are a type of Irish fairy. They are usually described or pictured as being small, with green clothing and hats.
According to folklore, leprechauns spend their time as shoemakers who hide pots of gold at the end of rainbows.
If you ever catch a leprechaun, they may grant you 3 wishes so you’ll release them.
Leprechaun Jokes
Q: Why are leprechauns so concerned about global warming?
A: They’re really into green living.
Q: Why did the boy lock himself in his house on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: He heard there might be leper cons.
Q: What did the leprechaun referee say when the soccer match ended?
A: Game clover.
Q: What was the leprechaun’s favorite cereal?
A: Lucky charms
Q: Why was the leprechaun trying to find gamma rays?
A: He wanted to look like the Hulk.
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Q: What basketball team do leprechauns cheer for?
A: The Celtics.
Q: Where can leprechauns always find gold on St. Patty’s Day?
A: In the dictionary
Q: What did the baby leprechaun find at the end of the rainbow?
A: A Potty Gold.
Q: Who was the leprechauns favorite super hero?
A: Green Lantern.
Q: What did the leprechaun order to drink at the Chinese restaurant?
A: Green tea.
Q: Why are so many leprechauns florists?
A: They have green thumbs!
Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a pool?
A: He gets wet
Q: Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A: To get to the pot of gold
Q: Why do leprechauns wear shamrocks?
A: Real rocks are too heavy!
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: They’re always a little short.
Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irish man to the pot of gold?
A: He took a short cut.
Q: Why do leprechauns hate marathons?
A: They like to jig more than jog.
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Q: Why did the leprechaun go out the door?
A: To sit on the paddy-o
Q: What job did the leprechaun have at the restaurant?
A: He was the short-order cook
Q: What position did the leprechaun play on the baseball team?
A: Shortstop
Q: What do leprechauns yell when they first see an Irish shoreline?
A: IreLand Ho!
Q: What musical instrument do show-off leprechauns play on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Their brag-pipes.
Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
A: Short ribs.
Q: What was the leprechaun’s favorite kind of music?
A: Sham-rock and roll.
Q: What do you call leprechauns who collect cans and plastic?
A: Wee-cyclers.
Q: What did the leprechaun call the happy man wearing green?
A: A Jolly Green Giant.
Q: What happened when the leprechaun fell into the river Shannon?
A: He got wet.
Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A: They’re very short-tempered.
Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A: To stop himself from falling into the stew.
Q: How did the leprechaun beat everyone else to the pot of gold?
A: He took a shortcut.
Q: Why do leprechauns make such good secretaries?
A: They’re great at shorthand.
Q: What type of bow can’t a leprechaun tie?
A: A rainbow.
Q: Why can’t leprechaun ever end a golf game?
A: They refuse to leave the green.
Q: How do leprechauns use to pay for soft drinks?
A: Irish soda bread.
Q: What should you say to a leprechauns running in the St. Patrick’s Day marathon?
A: Irish you luck
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Q: Why was the leprechauns given a desk job when he became a policeman?
A: He was too green to go out on patrol.
Q: Why were all the leprechauns still complaining in April about it raining on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because Irish stew.
Q: Why did the leprechaun turn down the bowl of soup?
A: He already had pot of gold
Q: What do you call a leprechaun who goes to prison?
A: A lepre-con
Q: Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills over coins?
A: Because they’re green!
Q: What do leprechauns call fake diamonds?
A: Sham-rocks
Q: What is it called when leprechauns do the wrong dance move?
A: A jig mistake
Q: How can you spot a jealous leprechaun?
A: He’s green with envy
Q: How can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!
Q: Why did the leprechaun climb the rainbow?
A: To get to the other side
Q: What do leprechauns leave out on their lawn all summer?
A: Paddy O’Furniture
Q: Why do leprechauns like to recycle?
A: So they can go green
Q: What is nuahcerpel?
A: Leprechaun spelled backwards.
Q: What did the leprechaun say on March 17?
A: Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re always wearing green.
Q: What job did the leprechaun have at the restaurant?
A: A short-order cook.
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