Knock Knock
Who’s there
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Aretha
Aretha who?
Aretha on the door
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Arfur
Arfur who?
Arfur has a sister named D.W.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Arfur
Arfur who?
Arfur is an aardvark.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Arfur
Arfur who?
Arfur is my King and I am Sir Awesome
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Argo
Argo who?
Argo down the hall to lunch
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Argo
Argo who?
Argo to the playground after school
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon outta here
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur-mometer says it hot out here
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any dogs in there?
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Knock Knock
Who’s there
Ashley
Ashley who?
Ashley-te’s foot makes me itch
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Asta
Asta who?
Asta la vista, baby!
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Astor
Astor who?
Astor marshmallows in my cocoa
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Astronaut
Astronaut?
Astronaut here, I’m Elroy.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Atch
Atch who?
Bless You.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Athena
Athena who?
Athena hyena laughing at you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Athena
Athena who?
Athena UFO but nobody believes me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Atlas
Atlas?
Atlas it’s time to go home.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Atomic
Atomic who?
Atomic ache makes me queezy.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Atomic
Atomic who?
Atomic ache and I’m going to throw up!
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Attila
Attila who?
Attila you later.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Augusta
Augusta who?
Augusta wind is going to blow you away.
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Knock Knock
Who’s there
Augusta
Augusta who?
Augusta go home now.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Aunt
Aunt who?
Aunts in the pants!
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Aurora
Aurora who?
Aurora borealis and I’m amazing!
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Auto
Auto who?
Auto know, we’re in the same class.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Avenue
Avenue who?
Avenue learned my name yet?
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Avenue
Avenue who?
Avenue opened the door yet?
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Avon
Avon who?
Avon to suck your blood…
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Avon
Avon who?
Avon you to open the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Axel
Axel who?
Axeldents happen.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Axl
Axl who?
Axl me nicely and I’ll tell you
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Ayatollah
Ayatollah who?
Ayatollah of rock and rolla.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Aiden
Aiden who?
Aiden and abetting…
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Ayden
Ayden who?
Ayden those in need.
