Knock Knock Jokes Starting with the Letter C

This is the place for Knock-Knock jokes that begin with the letter C – and that includes Caesar!

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Julius Caesar changed the name of the month Quintilis to Julius which is now July.

Did You Know

Caesar Salad was not named after the Roman Emperor. It was named after a Italian restaurant chef named Caesar Cardini who created the salad and dressing out of the only ingredients he had lying around during a rush of customers.

Knock Knock Jokes Starting with the Letter C

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Caesar
Caesar who?
Caesar jolly good fellow

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cameron
Cameron who?
Cameron so I can take pictures

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice get any cooler?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie me, I’m too tired to walk

More Jokes Continue Below

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cereal
Cerealwho?
Cereal honor to meet you.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese Who?
Cheese Touch! (and you touch the person with your pointer finger)

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clara
Clara who?
Clara space, I’m coming through!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clear
Clear who?
Clear the way!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Congo
Congo who?
Congo out, I have homework.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Czech
Czech who?
Czech first before you open the door