Bird Jokes for Kids

This collection of bird jokes will have your kids cackling in no time! These jokes about birds are great for teachers, parents, zoo keepers, pet store workers and kids of all ages.

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Fun Fact: The penguin is the only bird that can swim, but not fly.

Fun Fact: The chicken is the closest living relative to the Tyrannosaurus Rex! Chickens that lay brown eggs have red ear lobes.

Bird Jokes

Q: What do you call a chicken that tells jokes?
A: A comedi-hen

Q: Which bird is always sad?
A: The blue bird

Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.

Q: Why did the wolf cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?
A: A carrot.

Q: Which bird is at every meal?
A: The swallow.

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Q: If a rooster lays an egg in a pool, would it sink or float?
A: Neither – roosters don’t lay eggs.

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don’t know the words.

Q: What types of books do owls like?
A: Hoot-dunits.

Q: What happens when you tell a duck a funny joke?
A: It quacks up.

Q: What does a chick become after she’s 10 days old?
A: 11 days old.

Q: What type of bird can pick up the most weight?
A: The crane.

Q: What key won’t open any doors?
A: A turkey.

Q: How do chickens send letters?
A: In hen-velopes.

Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow?
A: Roost beef.

Q: What do ducks like to eat with cheese?
A: Quackers.

Q: Why was the chicken afraid?
A: Because it was chicken.

Q: Which bird can fly in outer space?
A: The Millennium Falcon

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer.

Q: What can you do for a hurt bird?
A: Give it medical tweetment

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Women: Why does your daughter say “cluck, cluck, cluck?”
Father: Because she thinks she’s a chicken .
Women: Why don’t you tell her that she’s not a chicken?
Father: Because we need the eggs.

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it would take too long to walk

Q: When do teachers carry bird seed?
A: When they have a parrot-teacher conferences

Q: Why does a flamingo only lift up one leg?
A: Because it would fall if it lifted up both legs

Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill

Q: What type of bird works at a construction site?
A: A crane

Q: Why do humming birds hum?
A: They can’t remember the words

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