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What kind of makeup do witches wear?

What kind of makeup do witches wear? Find out with this funny captioned witch joke...

What do T-Rex’s eat on camping trips?

What do T-Rex's eat on camping trips?

Were any famous men or women born on your birthday?

From the Birthday Jokes Collection.

Why did the boy do multiplication problems on the floor?

From the Kids Math Jokes collection.

When do teachers carry bird seed?

From the Bird Jokes for Kids Collection.

Knock Knock Joke: Zeus

From: Knock Knock Jokes Starting with the Letter Z
Knock Knock Cargo Joke

Knock Knock Cargo

Knock knock. Who's There? Cargo. Cargo who?

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Knock-Knock Joke Jam with Danny Grozich

Danny Grozich treats us to a hilarious, kid-friendly and parent-approved knock-knock joke jam session video.