Frankenstein Jokes

This collection of Frankenstein jokes is sure to get some laughs. If you’re looking for clean jokes about Frankenstein for Halloween – or anytime – then this is for you.

These jokes are based on the character of the monster from the novel Frankenstein, or The Modern Prometheus, by Mary Shelley.

Frankenstein is actually the name of the scientist who created the monster, but most people – especially children – are thinking of the monster when they hear the name Frankenstein.

Frankenstein Jokes

Q: What tops off Frankenstein’s ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.

Q: How did Frankenstein get around town?
A: He drove a monster truck.

Q: Why did Frankenstein go to the dance?
A: To see the boogie man.

Q: What does Frankenstein do as soon as the school bell rings?
A: He bolts.

Q: Why couldn’t Frankenstein go to school with the witch?
A: He couldn’t spell.

Q: What tree-monster prowls the forest?
A: Frankenpine.

Q: What is Frankenstein’s favorite baseball team?
A: The Frankees

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Q: How does Frankenstein sit in a chair?
A: Bolt upright.

Q: What was Frankenstein’s favorite party game?
A: Hide-and-go-shriek

Q: What was Frankenstein’s favorite dessert?
A: Ice-Scream.

Q: Why was Frankenstein always wandering around the countryside?
A: He was trying to get a phone signal.

Q: Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the camping store?
A: He didn’t want to wake up the sleeping bags.

Q: What did Frankenstein say after being struck by lightning?
A: I needed that.

Q: How does Frankenstein start his day?
A: With a shock of lightning.

Q: Who brings the Transylvanian monsters their babies?
A: Frankenstork.

Q: Why was Frankenstein going to a psychiatrist?
A: One of his screws was loose.

Q: How can you stop Frankenstein from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.

Q: Why was Frankenstein paid so much to race cars?
A: He was always the Victor.

Q: What do you call a clever monster?
A: Frank Einstein.

Q: Why is Frankenstein such a good clown?
A: He can put you in stitches.

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the castle dance?
A: His ghoul friend.

Q: What does the bride of Frankenstein put in her hair?
A: Scare spray.

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Q: What is Frankenstein’s favorite summertime food?
A: Frankenfurters.

Q: What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A: A Lab.

Q: What is Frankenstein’s favorite song?
A: The Monster Mash.

Q: Why was Frankenstein in jail?
A: He couldn’t deny the charge.

Q: Where did Frankenstein go shopping for new parts?
A: The gross-ery store.

Q: Where did Frankenstein’s baby stay during the day?
A: Day-scare

Q: Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all.
A: The Village People.

Q: Why does Frankenstein love Halloween?
A: He fits right in.

Q: How did Frankenstein know his future?
A: He read his horror-scope.

Q: Why did Frankenstein the monster give up boxing?
A: Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.

Q: Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
A: His can’t get past the airport metal detector.

Q: Who is Frankenstein’s favorite character in the “Cars” movies?
A: Lightning McQueen.

Q: What does Frankenstein put on his hot wings?
A: Franks Red Hot Sauce

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Q: Why does Frankenstein hurt so many people’s feelings?
A: He’s too Frank.

Q: What kind of books did Frankenstein like to read?
A: Ones with cemetery plots

Q: What do you call a serious talk between the monster and Victor?
A: A Frank discussion.

Q: Why did Frankenstein talk so loud?
A: He was just animated.

Q: How does Frankenstein eat his food?
A: He bolts it down.

Q: How did the newspapers describe the day Frankenstein was created?
A: They said it was shocking.

Q: What kind of makeup does the Bride of Frankenstein wear?
A: Mas-scare-a

Q: Why wasn’t the Bride of Frankenstein called a monster?
A: Because she was a WoMonster

Q: What was Frankenstein complaining about?
A: He had a pain in the neck.

Q: What soap opera did Frankenstein watch every day?
A: The Bolt and the Beautiful

Q: What does Frankenstein do before going to bed on Christmas eve.
A: Hangs shockings by the fireplace.

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