This enormous collection of kid-friendly elephant jokes is sure to bring lots of smiles.
Fun Elephant Facts:
Elephants spend 16 hours a day eating 300-600 pounds of grass, leaves, shrubs, branches, and fruit. They drink 40-50 gallons of water every day and love to swim.
Funny Elephant Jokes
The best elephant jokes for kids of all ages are right here – clean, funny and ready for parent and teachers. Having an elephant party, then these elephant jokes will be great!
Q: Why are elephants such bad dancers?
A: Because they have 2 left feet.
Q: What’s as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant’s shadow.
Q. Why don’t elephants use computers?
A. Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
Q: How do you know if an elephant is standing next to you in an elevator?
A: By the smell of peanuts on their breath.
Q. What do elephants do at night?
A. Watch elevision.
Q: What happens when elephants get lightheaded?
A: They ele-faint.
Q: What’s the difference between an eggplant and an elephant?
A: If you don’t know, then I’m never asking you to get me any eggplant.
Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Q: What is the elephant’s favorite Star Wars character?
A: TUSKan Raiders.
Q: What did Tarzan say when the elephants charged?
A: Look out – they’re coming right at us!
Q. What’s grey with red spots?
A. An elephant with the measles.
Q. What did the banana say to the elephant?
A. Nothing – bananas can’t talk!
Q: Why do elephants never forget?
A: Because nobody ever tells them anything.
Q: How does an elephant get down from a ladder?
A: He can’t – you get down from a goose.
Q: Where to do elephants like to sit when they travel?
A: On the trunk.
Q: What time is it when an elephant stands on your skateboard?
A: Time to get a new skateboard.
Q: What game do you never want to play with an elephant?
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Q: Why did the elephant stand on the oyster cracker?
A: So he wouldn’t fall into the hot soup.
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your sofa?
A: Time to get a new sofa.
Q: Why did the elephant lie down in the middle of the road?
A: To stop the chicken from crossing.
Q: What is the biggest type of ant?
A: An eleph-ant.
Q: Why aren’t elephants allowed on beaches?
A: They can’t keep their trunks up
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away their credit card
Q: What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A: A pair of swimming trunks.
Q: How does an elephant get out of the water?
A: Wet and wrinkled.
Q: What was the elephant’s favorite album?
A: Tusk (by Fleetwood Mac)
Q: Why aren’t elephants allowed at pools?
A: They can’t keep their trunks up!
Q: What do you call an elephant riding on the school bus?
A: A passenger.
Q: What do you give a seasick elephant?
A: A very big bag.
Q: What should you do to a blue elephant?
A: Tell it funny jokes.
Q: What’s weighs 2 tons, has big ears and makes toys for Santa?
Q: Why do girl elephants wear pink sweaters?
A: So you can tell them from boy elephants.
Q: What do you call an elephant that won’t share?
Q: Where do baby elephants come from?
A: Huge storks!!
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Q: What did the dog say to the elephant?
Q: What did the banana say to the elephant?
A: Nothing because banana’s can’t talk!
Q: How can you tell if an elephant’s been in the refrigerator?
A: Foot prints in the pizza.
Q: Where do you find elephants?
A: That depends on where you lost them.
Q: What do elephants smell like after taking a bath?
A: Wet elephants.