Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur dunks a basketball?
A: A dinoscore

Q: What do you get when you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?
A: A Tricera-hops

Q: What do you get when you cross pigs with dinosaurs?
A: Jurassic Pork

Q: What do dinosaurs use to cut wood?
A: A dino-saw

Q: Who makes the best dinosaur clothes?
A: A dino-sewer

Q: Which dinosaurs make the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops

Q: Where did the allosaurus go on vacation?
A: The dino-shore

Q: Where did the allosaurus buy groceries?
A: At a dino-store

Q: Why did the Agathaumas devour the shoe factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater

Q: What is an Oviraptor’s favorite playground toy?
A: A dino-see-saur

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Q: Which dinosaur likes spicy food?
A: The Chile-saurus

Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
A: They don’t know how to cook

Q: What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
A: Baby dinosaurs

Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box?
A: One. After that, the box isn’t empty anymore

Q: What do you call a Allosaurus site seeing trip?
A: A Dino-Tour

Q: Which brand of clothing do dinosaurs like most?
A: Fossil

Q: Where was the dinosaur after the sun went down?
A: In the dark

Q: What has a 3 horns and 4 wheels?
A: A Triceratops on a skateboard.

Q: Why didn’t the dinosaur trust the ocean?
A: There was something fishy about it

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